Bronco Billy Page #3

little cowboys and cowgirls...

and you say your prayers each night...

I'll give you one free ticket each

to the greatest Wild West Show on Earth.

I want you to bring

your folks tonight, huh?

- Thanks!

- You're welcome.

Don't come late. You might not get a seat.

- Billy, where are you heading?

- I'm going into town.

I got to find a woman

who can shoot like Annie Oakley...

ride like Belle Starr,

and who ain't afraid of nothing.

I hope you find one, but be careful.

Are you Bronco Billy?

I sure am, ma'am.

You sure got a neat car.

Woman, what's your name?

Dolores. Dolores Duke.

It's pleasure meeting you, Miss Dolores.

Would you like to go for a little ride,

when you get off work?

Jesus!

I'm certainly glad someone is enjoying

our honeymoon.

You really should've come

to the Wild West Show, darling.

It was wonderfully corny.

You would've gotten a big laugh out of it.

Turn out your light. I want to go to bed.

Yes, dear.

Aren't you...

going to wash that stuff off your face?

I shall wash my face

when I want to wash my face.

Will you take your wet tongue

out of my ear?

- But I'm your husband.

- That doesn't give you license to maul me!

You frigid spinster!

If you had any blood in your veins,

you'd know what to do!

No wonder you've never gotten married.

Are you finished with your little speech?

Honey, I just want to make you happy.

But you frustrate me to no end.

Finished?

Yes.

If you ever lay a hand on me again,

without first asking my permission...

I shall cut you out of my universe!

Starting at the bank!

Yes, dear.

Darling.

May I put my hand on your breast?

No!

Wait here. I'm gonna go cash a $3 check.

All right.

Watch yourself.

- Be back in a minute.

- Right.

Thank you, sir.

Cash a check here?

$3?

Yeah. I'd like it in two singles

and four quarters.

No, wait a second,

make that two quarters and five dimes.

What's it gonna be, fella?

It's a stickup!

Everybody up against the wall.

You, too, Tex!

- Tex?

- Come on, move!

Wow!

Do hurry, I want to take my bath.

I hope your rented limousine's

been repaired.

Oh, my God!

Hello? I've been robbed!

"News Beat 7", Mr. Bronco.

Bronco Billy's the name.

Me and my Wild West Show

are camped off of I-80.

When did you feel it was time

to take action?

It's always time to take action

when there's danger.

I want to invite you pardners to come

and see Bronco Billy's Wild West Show.

Right off of I-80.

Here's Mr. Collarton, manager of the bank.

I want to shake your hand

and I want to thank you...

The first show is at 7:30 and I want you

to come and see Bronco Billy...

the quickest draw, fastest shot,

quickest hombre this side of the Pecos.

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