Breaking Wind Page #2

Synopsis: A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Grindstone Entertainment
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2012
82 min
258 Views


Lying to me?

See, this is what you get with these

vampires.

Me, I would have much more.

Honesty and 52cm.

I thought you said

measuring 40cm.

I lied.

Need to talk to him.

Do not trust him.

Do not worry.

He is a good driver.

Okay

Stop smile, Jake.

We'll just take a walk.

Sure.

Watch your leg.

Oh Wait.

Esroscou in his pants.

Ah, here we go.

This ready?

Yes

Okay, here we go.

Ai...

- Okay?

- Go down.

- HEY, can you help?

- Sorry.

Oh, hell.

I'm holding the sausage.

And you can with it, no?

I knew. How was school today

?

Not yet started.

Oh, Our Lady, as it weighs

.

It is made of bricks

this bike?

Move your ass. Let

.

Okay.

During the first mile,

was full of snakes.

I say, an amount

infernal serpents.

Do not believe it.

Leave it here if you want.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay?

Calm.

She did not want.

Back to pick you up later.

Hi

sure this is not a problem here that I am?

I mean,

I'm not a werewolf.

You worry too much.

Course.

Ah, look who's back.

What ta catching Bell?

Do you?

Yes, I finally unite the pack.

No Thanks.

I am as well.

I'm glad you're here, Bella.

Now we have a break from Jacob

encoxando constantly

the pool heater.

Not to mention the mattress.

Do not forget the fresh melon.

Ah, yes.

It's the way he left his mark.

What? He feels

well, yes?

Yes, this is true?

So? What is this whole thing of "brand"?

Brand.

Ah...

The brand is when you see

E. ..

Just changes everything.

And there is gravity

that binds you to the planet.

It is simply her.

And nothing else matters.

Seems you know this feeling.

Have you ever...

Left his mark on someone?

I left on my face this morning.

Now watch this guy we have here.

Jacob, Edward I tranformar

after graduation.

What?

You knew this would happen.

Not in a month or...

Before they leave.

Or I had a chance

to leave my mark on you

abdomen with this I have here.

God. look at the tail

that has this dog.

I would f***

in two seconds.

Jacob, I know it hurts now

.

But eventually

you will forget me.

Jacob?

Jake.

I have many muscles

I was telling you

that, over time

forget me.

Bella...

You really have no idea

how much you mean to me.

Do not touch me.

I just leave my mark

in my pants.

THUNDER EBONY:

SEXCAPATORIA:

THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...

Oh, Frank.

You know, Edward

could at least respect me like old times.

I was with Jake.

Ah.

Father, what you have on your face?

The what?

Hey, the club's Gary Coleman.

Ola

You understand how

worried me?

I was perfectly fine.

I break the treaty and almost had to cancel my meeting with

dryer

Oh, heavens, I'm sorry. I know, I

smelling dog sh*t.

No, there's something wrong here.

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Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

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