Breaking Wind

Synopsis: A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Grindstone Entertainment
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2012
82 min
29 Views

Who's there?

My tooth.

What the f*ck?

Oh .. What the f*ck?

Oh, heavens.

How disgusting.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Shellfish

the Primera

Some

by saying that the Earth will end consumed by fire.

Others, on the ice.

From what I witnessed

I'm on the side of those who propose

fire...

Some women prefer white men, other Asian ..

I, however, prefer dark-skinned youngsters

who play basketball and listen to Chris Brown.

Sorry?

I said nothing.

Marry me.

Me changes.

Marry me.

No, seriously, I

changes.

I think I pooped my pants.

Whether the bears or bunnies?

Oh, the bunnies

this well.

- Ahem.

- Grandma?

Wow, are you doing here?

Grandma, I want to presentar

my boyfriend Edward.

- Oh, hello.

- Ola

Hello Yes, Grandma.

No teeth.

- Ahh, God.

- Ahh, yes.

- Ahm, yes.

- No.

THE ART OF A WONDERFUL BOQUETE

IN THREE EASY STEPS

Hello, darling.

Looks like someone

came home a little late.

Actually, I just

08:
00.

Uh, the what? Edward is

pulling my bag now?

- What?

- I have a surprise for you dear.

Look Who

who came to spend a few weeks with us.

Grandma?

Yes

Yes

Her grandmother came to see their graduation.

Oh, no.

Hey, Bell.

Who is your vampire, huh?

Yes

Hello

Hey good morning dear.

Looks like someone

came home a little late.

Actually, I just

08:
00.

Uh, the what? Edward is

pulling my bag now?

Know father?

Let's change the conversation.

Listen.

Do you know why you

punished, right?

As suggested changes that are

Facebook like MySpace?

What?

Because slept in three movies?

What?

Or because accidentally arrested

Chileans in a mine for over a month?

No, no. It was because I wanted a

separarao between you and Edward.

Father

is not anything you can say.

Edward is part of my life. Hi

Yes, I realized.

Okay, listen.

Let's make a deal.

You are no longer grounded

Use this new freedom

to spend time with your other friends too.

How Jacob.

Honey, he's going through a really difficult time

now.

Her father is concerned.

I remember when you were well.

Necesitava

a friend... Jake was here.

Without telling

that are converting

a reservation at a casino.

Honey, could marry

with a face full of money.

It could buy for his father finally

three Taiwanese prostitutes.

What?

Two Taiwanese prostitutes?

Okay.

Conform with Me. No selfishness.

Welcome to the official line

Club Jacob.

Unfortunately,

due to the large volume of calls,

the waiting time is too large.

But if

leave your name after the beep

we will make sure to return the call.

Jacob

has spoken to me for weeks.

I wanted to fix this...

But he just will not give me a chance.

For our times together

where I can hold you again.

I, YOU, DADDY.

Vai book?

What?

No, I'm going to...

cheese shop.

They... they have this new Camembert

which is supposedly...

Cheese is very sexy.

Yes

Edward would have a tough job that was last

trust me,

he showed exactly why.

Maybe it was poque

he saw me take a note of 20 from your wallet.

Or maybe it was because I took

paying a blowjob at the party's 'Dancing Bear'.

I do not know.

Only I do not understand.

Do you mind?

It

TRUTH THAT HE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LICK THE BALLS?

Once we discover what Bella and Edward are together again.

And according to them,

swear that there are a couple.

What is

but he puts the eggs in her mouth.

Instead

puts them on their chests.

Well, these are not considered

fried eggs?

Sorry, Harry, the joke

egg was the blonde better.

Hey, come on, fellas?

They go together or what?

Come on, you have fanatical admirers.

Want to know what is happening.

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Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

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