Breakdown Lane Page #2

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'til the tow truck gets there?

- I cannot wait to be with you.

- Thank you for calling north...

- where the f***

is my tow truck?

I've been waiting for hours.

- Miss Lane?

- Great, world champion

of customer service.

Lemme talk to someone else.

- I'm the only one here.

- Yeah, you mean you're

the only one there willing

to talk to me.

- No, I mean

I'm the only one here.

- Where's that damn tow, Max?

Well?

- I don't know

what's going on, miss Lane,

I put the order in last

night for a dispatcher and,

look, I just sent another one.

But I'm getting no response.

- Well, what am

I supposed to do,

hitch a ride on a camel?

- Can you flag down another car?

- I think I took the exit

to the "twilight zone."

- Miss Lane,

I've got some bad news.

- For a change?

- I'm gonna have to

call you back in a second.

Sit tight, okay?

- Fine.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Hello?

Jesus, mister, are you sick?

Whoa man, don't come any closer!

Back off or else I'm gonna

brain you with this thing.

Jesus Christ!

I'm sorry!

Um, oh Jesus are you dead?

Listen, I'm sorry,

you wouldn't listen to me

and i...

God, I'm so sorry.

Jesus! F***!

Max, a tow truck would be

past wonderful right now.

- Why, what's happened?

- There's a man,

there's a crazy man.

- Okay Kirby, stay

calm, keep the doors locked

and the windows up, okay?

- Christ, there's another one!

Jesus, they're coming

out of everywhere.

- Look, I know this is

gonna sound stupid right now,

but you need to stay calm.

- Calm? Max...

I just buried my

wrench through the forehead

of this man, and he's

still banging on my window.

- I know.

- You know?

How do you know?

- Well, we've been getting

reports like this all day.

Something sort of

crazy is happening.

- You can say that again.

- Some kind of outbreak.

It's making people crazy.

Just stay in the car,

Kirby, all right?

Help is on the way.

Kirby?

- What?

- What happened?

- I just got rescued by

the cast of deliverance.

One of them's coming

this way, I gotta go.

- Wait, Kirby.

- You bit?

- What?

- You look clean enough.

What are you doing out here?

- Waiting for my tow truck.

- Tow truck?

Call me the captain

of the obvious,

but I don't think it's coming.

- F***ing head exploded man.

- Dirty, dirty

f***ing sh*t out there.

- So how many kills

you get today?

- Lost count.

Whatever it was,

it was a damn sight

more than miss pinky over here.

- Bullshit.

- Bullshit?

I'm not not talking about

winging some f***ers,

I'm talking about kill shots.

- Kill shots, huh?

Why don't you go see

if our girl's hungry?

- Don't mind if I do.

Hungry?

Look who's decided

to join the party.

- Park your little

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