Brassed Off Page #5
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- 1996
- 103 min
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-Ta.
-Hey, love?
-Yeah?
-Joined band last night, did you?
-Yeah. How did you know that?
Just something me husband
never said.
Aye, I am.
-What?
-Thinking what you're thinking.
-Eh, up.
-What are you doing?
-Don't sit on that.
-Get off.
-Eh, up, Iads.
-All right?
-Hi Danny,
-Paul.
Oh, teII me you're bloody joking
son, please.
-Sorry. AII of us or none at aII.
-Why for Christ's sake?
lt were them men from t'P leasure
Department, Grandad.
-You what?
-Anyway...
nowt wrong with a bit of vocal
support, eh?
-l hope you feel as good as you look.
-l'm nervous.
Get away with you. Your grandad would
be proud of you. Go on, in you get.
-Eh, up GIoria.
-Hey oggle-eyes, is that the lot?
No, no, no there's ...
There's one more,
as per bIoody usual.
Poor lass.
All she wants is a nice day out and
she gets stuck between them 2 buggers.
Sh*t.
Oh, sorry Harry.
-Come here, darling
-Thanks a lot, Kylie.
There you go, mate. What
were aII that about?
Here comes Fast bloody Eddie now.
Come on Andy lad. Step on it.
Sorry.
-AII right StanIey, that's the lot.
Bloody heII.
Don't look Iike that, Danny lad.
lt's nearest colours we could find.
-What are you doing?
-We'vejust founded t'fan cIub.
Well l don't think we...
Look ladies, l mean, this is
traditionalIy a...
-male onIy excursion. You know that.
-New Iass on board, is she?
Aye. That's different.
I mean, she's very taIented.
Aye, l know, we saw her.
l'll have you know, that girl bIows
flugeI Iike a dream.
Danny Ormondroyd!
At your age!
Come on love, it's not
"What's my Iine?" .
Well, l'm a surveyor.
BIimey. What, you mean like a
quantity surveyor?
-Kind of.
-Want to survey my quantity, Iove?
WelI I do say
"no job too smaII" .
Get away love. Take you a bloody
fortnight, this one.
We had no option,
Iover, honest.
Shift up, duck.
Eh, up PhiI, groupies are on.
Sex, drugs and rock and roll,
eh girls?
Aye, except we can do without
drugs and rock and roII.
Laughing. They were bloody
laughing at us.
Look at them. If they were alive
today, they'd turn in their graves.
And if Arthur MulIins was Iooking
down on us, weII God bIoody heIp us.
l mean,
is this what it's come to?
Bits of trombone flying
alI over t'shop?
Stopping t'march to change
bloody nappies?
t'buggering bandstand.
We may as well
aIl bIoody give up.
I reckon we
aIready have, Dan.
That's kind of why itwent
like it did.
Reckon we thought we'd go out
on a high note.
Happen our idea of a high note's a
bit different from yours, like.
Go out? What are you talking about
Ernie, go out?
Danny lad,
you've got to face it.
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