Boys and Girls Page #4

-That doesn't sound very healthy.|-But what do you know about it?

-Excuse me?|-Who are you to judge me?

-See? I knew this was a mistake!|-What?

I'm just saying that you were|in an unhealthy relationship.

It isn't about having to like things|all the time. It's about surprises!

Love's exciting and it's thrilling|and it drives you so insane...

that you think you're gonna explode!|That's the whole point.

Then, I guess Michael|didn't get the point.

You've never been to her apartment?|That's some weird sh*t.

No, it's not!

She's just being careful. There's no|point introducing me into her world...

unless she feels secure in|our relationship. I admire that.

What are you doing today?

I've got a scuba diving|class at three.

Really?

No, that's a lie. I lied. I can't stop.|I'm lying about everything!

It started so I can impress girls.|And now I can't stop.

-You should see someone about that.|-Yeah, I am.

-No, you're not!|-See? I can't stop! I can't!

Tell you what. The next time|I catch you lying...

I'll expose you for|the fraud that you are.

-You wouldn't.|-I would.

-You're not lying.|-I'm not.

-What are you really doing today?|-Dance class.

So my therapist keeps telling me|to expand my horizons...

but with this guy all I did was|pretend to be someone I wasn't.

-And I can't handle it anymore.|-So you're breaking up with him.

Yeah, but do you think|I'm being too cowardly?

My therapist wants me to take more|responsibility for my emotions...

but I just don't think this is the|right time for that, you know?

It doesn't matter how you do it.|Phone, fax, e-mail, song...

it's all the same message:|"Adios, amigo".

Okay, but you have|to be nice about it.

Amy, are you breaking up|with your boyfriend, or am I?

I wouldn't call him my boyfriend.|I barely know the guy.

-So don't worry about it.|-Yeah, but he just seems so sweet.

-I don't wanna see him get hurt.|-I know.

What are you doing here?

I was coming to pick up Amy.

Interesting.

-What are you doing here?|-I'm Amy's room-mate.

-Is she here?|-We need to talk.

-We're not right together?!|-I'm telling you what she told me.

-You shouldn't take it personally.|-Why do people say that?

How can I not take it personally?|It's me she doesn't like!

-Okay, fine. Take it personally.|-Why didn't she tell me?

-She didn't want to hurt you.|-And you did?!

No. I didn't know it was you.

I knew it was a Ryan, but I|didn't know it was you, Ryan.

-Well, this sucks!|-"Noli nuntium necare".

-What?|-Latin. "Don't kill the messenger".

You know what?|You're having too much fun with this.

I'm trying not to!

Try harder!

Look, it's not funny.

I'm not laughing at you. Chicks|love making us jump through hoops.

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