Good afternoon, everyone.|This is your captain speaking.
Sorry for the delay. A few more|minutes. Thanks for your patience.
-It's been a half-hour late.|-It always happens.
Every time we fly|out of New York.
-We better not miss our connection.|-We only have two hours.
-Can I help you?|-I don't know. Can you?
-May I help you?|-Why are we behind schedule?
Just a few more minutes.|Can I get you something to drink?
I don't know.|Can you?
Right this way.
Hi. I'm Jennifer.
Good afternoon, everyone.|This is your captain again.
and I wouldn't get pregnant.
-Do you have orgasms?|-That's none of your business!
-You're still young. Are you ten?|-12.
-Do you live in LA or New York?|-LA.
Me too. My dad ran off, so my|mom and I moved to California.
-What's that mean?|-They are getting back together.
-That's great.|-Yeah, I have it all planned out.
-Maybe they're not in love anymore.|-You have to work at love...
...if you want it to last forever.|-Who says love should last forever?
-They're married!|-They're divorced!
They shared vows, made commitment.|They have responsibilities!
-They're lazy.|-You're an idiot!
-You're an idiot!|-You're ugly!
Try breathing. Take a deep breath.|It'll help you relax.
I'm not not-relaxed.
This is just how I am.
One, two, three, four, five...
six, seven, eight, nine...
That's half time, with the Knights|leading the Gophers 14 to 7.
is the Knights' star quarterback|Cameron Fitzgerald.
And what good is a king without|a queen? Let's give a royal cheer...
to this year's homecoming queen,|Jennifer Burrows!
Bow down to my|queen and king!
Do you mock my queen?
-Run the head over!|-No. No, don't!
-Are you all right?|-My head.
How's your head?
Not so good.
I'm so sorry.
You don't remember me, do you?
-No. Should l?|-No.
We were on a plane|together once.
My God! Ryan?
You're Counting Ryan?
-Not me.|-You wanna go grab a coffee?
What about your boyfriend,|the king?
I don't have a boyfriend.|Hate commitments.
Maybe all those possibilities|distract you from what you want.
-That's why I don't watch cable.|-What?
-There's too many choices.|-Luckily your school has uniform.
You might have to pick out an outfit,|and with all the choices...
-That's dumb.|-Yeah, you're pretty dumb.
-Don't call me dumb!|-Why not? It's true.
You are, you're dumb.|Dumb, dumb, dumb!
No. You're dumb!
-So you wanna go?|-No!
-Why not?|-Because this... us...
-We don't click.|-Since when?
Since now. Right now!|Does this feel like we're clicking?!
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