Bordello of Blood Page #3

Synopsis: The old bag of bones 'Cryptkeeper' returns for his second full length feature flick about a funeral home that's a front for a whorehouse run by vampires.
Director(s): Gilbert Adler
Production: Universal Studios
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
12%
R
Year:
1996
87 min
564 Views


Changed your minds?

I'm afraid this is

the only way out.

Come along, boys.

Get with the program.

The party is this way.

You heard the man.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Come, come.

Really.

I insist.

No, I insist.

Oh, man.

I don't like this.

Man, I must

really be horny.

F***.

What a handsome couple

you'll make.

Down!

It's dark! Let me out!

Let me out of here!

Let me out of here!

Let me out! Let me out!

This isn't funny!

Are we dead yet?

I think we died

and went to heaven.

Evening, boys.

We've been waiting for you.

Come inside, boy.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Holy sh*t.

Wow.

This is deep.

Hi, boys.

Hi, girl.

How would you like

to take the skin express

to Tuna Town?

Well, how do I get

myself a ticket?

Looks like

you already got one.

It's a very small ticket.

It's a short ride.

It's a ticket.

Hey, man. Kill her.

I'm Patrice.

I want it fast,

and I want it dirty.

I can do that.

Oh, baby, you're

getting me so hot.

Oh, I don't know

what to do with myself.

Oh, that's a great start.

Oh, yeah. Um, do you want me

to take off my clothes too?

Okay.

You've got

nice skin.

Nice hair.

Eh!

Nice blood.

What the hell

did you do that for?

'Cause I want to taste

every last bit of you.

Um... okay.

Do you mind if I cut in?

Who are you?

The name's Lilith.

I'm the boss.

Didn't Tallulah explain

how we work here?

No.

She gets you ready,

And then I finish you off.

Oh.

So...

are you ready?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm ready.

Come here and show me what you got.

Okay.

Don't eat your heart out, baby.

That's my job.

Wow, I guess I finally found a girl

with a little something extra.

So, what are

your hobbies?

There's something

I need to ask you about. Um...

My girls know better than

to talk with their mouth full.

Whoa.

Two chicks. That's cool.

You care for a little deep throat?

Deputy,

you don't understand.

My brother's been gone

for days.

Ma'am, I understand just fine.

Right now,

I'm up to my eyeballs

in missing persons.

I'll get

to your brother...

after I've gotten

to all these cases first.

I'm sorry.

That could

take forever.

- Ma'am, I'm sorry.

- F***ing cops are unbelievable.

- Great.

- Now that's just ridiculous.

A pretty lady like you

being treated like that.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

I couldn't help

overhearing.

My name is,

uh, Rafe Guttman,

Guttman Investigations.

I specialize

in missing persons.

Can I get that back?

I'm savin' trees.

Just doin' my part.

I have an office.

Maybe you and I

could go talk...

Watch what

you're doing, huh?

Rafe Guttman.

We could talk about this.

Unless you want

to stay here...

and let the A-Team get

to your brother's case.

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