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Synopsis: Borat Sagdiyev is a TV reporter of a popular show in Kazakhstan as Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man and a leading journalist. He is sent from his home to America by his government to make a documentary about American society and culture. Borat takes a course in New York City to understand American humor. While watching Baywatch on TV, Borat discovers how beautiful their women are in the form of C. J. Parker, who was played by actress Pamela Anderson who hails from Malibu, California. He decides to go on a cross-country road trip to California in a quest to make her his wife and take her back to his country. On his journey Borat and his producer encounter a country full of strange and wonderful Americans, real people in real chaotic situations with hysterical consequences.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Larry Charles
Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen, Ken Davitian, Luenell, Chester
Production: 20th Century Fox
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 20 wins & 33 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
89
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
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2006
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and she strong on plow.

But after three years,

when she was 15...

...then she become weak, her voice

become deep, "Borat, Borat. "

She receive hair on chest...

...and her vagina

hang like sleeve of wizard.

How do I know that

this will not happen with a car?

Chevrolet guarantees that

with a warranty.

I like very much buy this Hummers.

- How much is it?

- Fifty-two thousand.

I am looking for something between

$600 to $650.

We don't have any cars for 650

that you can buy.

I might be able to sell you

a wholesale car.

A car with a lot of miles for 700

with no warranty.

- Okay.

- Come on.

California, I coming!

First stops on our journey

was Washington, D. C...

...home of mighty U.S. warlord,

Premier Bush.

Look who has an embassy here!

Uzbekistan. F*** you, motherfuckers!

Look who has an embassy here!

Uzbekistan.

F*** you, motherfuckers!

We arrive here to learn

from American politic.

Azamat arrange interview

with Party official from ruling regime.

BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman Azamat arrange

interview with Party official from ruling regime.

- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes?

- I hope so. "BOB BARR,Former Georgia Congressman"

It is a custom have cheese

at the start.

Thank you.

My wife, she make this cheese.

Very nice.

She make it from milk from her tit.

After interview, I encounters

traditional American street festival.

GAY PRIDE PARADE

People here were much more friendly

than in New York.

Next morning, I interview politician

who is a genuine chocolate-face.

No makeup.

On Sunday,

I arrive in Washington.

"ALAN KEYES,2x Republican PresidentiaI Candidate"

On Sunday,I arrive in Washington.

There was a parade.

I make two friends

from this parade.

I invite them back

my hoteI room.

We drink like normal

in Kazakhstan.

We wrestle like normal

in Kazakhstan.

Then they say,"I wash you in a shower,"

and he wash me in a shower.

It sounds like

you met somebody who is from...

...what is called in America,

the gay community.

- What it mean, "gay," this word?

- HomosexuaI.

A homosexuaI? You mean...?

Are you telling me the man who try

to put a rubber fist in my anus...

...was a homosexuaI?

Even though my anus was broken...

...I knew that rest of our journey

would be great success.

We left Washington

and continued towards California.

Howdy, partners!

Yes, minister, we're on schedule.

Yes, I'm standing in

the middle of Times Square.

It's time to prepare for your

TV appearance.

Remember to talk of singing

nationaI anthem at rodeo.

Don't worry, I am a Tv professionaI.

Now, building our station around you.

This is 16 WAPT News This Morning...

...named best newscast in the state

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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