Boomerang Page #4

Check inside the bin.

Thank God. I thought I

wouldn't find it this time.

Some sort of memento, eh?

- More than that.

'To my brother for his

19th birthday, sis Olga'.

How can I repay you?

What will you have to drink?

A beer as always.

- I'll have a coffee.

No, you won't. People make

their own coffee here.

And I don't serve

drunk customers.

And I judge who's drunk.

You're pretending to be sober?

I know your kind!

If you want to do something

for me, wash those glasses.

Please! I've got

a wedding today.

Actually, I've got one too.

Come here, roll up your

sleeves and get washing!

Listen to you.

You have a wedding!

Okay. We'll wash the glasses

and then we'll have a drink.

And who's going to unload

that truck of beer outside?

Buddy, stop stalling,

wash those glasses.

This country's gone to the dogs

thanks to your sort.

Come on, look lively.

Let's have a song!

'Shepherd, come back,

your sheep

can't do without you.'

A brandy!

This guy's plastered.

- He's had a few. Just wash!

You said you don't

serve drunks.

Who are you, my biographer?

Speaking. Who else would

it be at Boomerang?

You can't find a bazooka?

A kid could get you one

in less than 30 minutes.

It's not for me,

I told you.

A man wants to fire

a bazooka at a wedding.

What's weird about that?

Okay then, this evening.

I hate the telephone!

It's five minutes slow.

- So what if it's slow?

Because of those five minutes

I missed a plane once

which later crashed. Otherwise

I wouldn't be here now.

So if the watch had been

right, I'd be washing now?

Yeah.

He hasn't paid!

- So what?

That's my brother.

Why didn't you wake me up?!

I've missed my scene.

It's a video, boss.

We can rewind it.

Someone stole three

kilos of our cocaine

and you're watching cartoons

and playing cards?

Idiots! Jerks! Bastards!

Where's my cocaine?

Where is my beautiful,

white, pure cocaine?

It's all been given away.

The whole town is stoned.

My cocaine has

been given away?

What have you two done about

it? What am I paying you for?

Say something!

You never say anything!

He's mute, boss. Remember?

You wanted him

because he couldn't squeal.

- How clever of me.

Very clever.

Now back to the issue.

Get rid of that girl.

She screwed me, the end.

Mickey, how are you?

You're getting married, eh?

How nice and all in one day.

Congratulations.

Is everything okay

with the painting?

No, no. I'm just checking.

I'll give anything for Darinka.

Tonight at Boomerang.

Okay. Have a nice day.

Bring me a lemonade.

And you, turn on some music.

And pass me my

History of Art.

Are you deaf, you idiot?!

- I told you, boss. Totally.

Don't screw Stampedo around.

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