Boomerang

Synopsis: 'Yesterday's tragedy is today's comedy.' Caffe 'Boomerang' is one of Belgrade's many cafes. Seemingly just a backdrop for our cast of crazy characters, but in reality much more than that. It stoically puts up with its guests, and their misguided efforts to control their own destinies, until the very end when it too has had enough...
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
7.2
Year:
2001
87 min
47 Views

BOOMERANG:

GOOD MORNING,

MY DEAR FRIENDS.

THE GUARDIAN ANGEL HAS ONCE

AGAIN APPEARED OVER SERBIA.

AFTER A FEW WARS,

TWO EARTHQUAKES,

ONE BIG FLOOD,

ONE BOMBING CAMPAIGN,

AND A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING

WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD

PEACE FINALLY:

REIGNS IN SERBIA.

HOW LONG IT WILL LAST?

NO ONE KNOWS.

BUT FOR NOW,

LET'S SEE HOW SOME PEOPLE

ARE LIVING AND ADAPTING

TO THESE BORING:

TIMES OF PEACE.

AND I, THE GUARDIAN ANGEL WILL

JOIN YOU AGAIN IN 90 MINUTES.

Morning, Bobby.

Cool!

What's this junk?

Ro-lex.

Three points!

How dare you fire at me,

you little shit!?

I can't get drunk in my own

bar without people teasing me.

As soon as I open my eyes,

I see only darkness.

Don't touch Darinka!

No-goods like you have

ruined this country!

Everyone else does something.

Drug dealing,

cigarette smuggling...

But you just spend my pension

and sell the family heirlooms.

Speaking...

Yeah, I've got Darinka.

Of course it is an original.

From my granny...

Yes, sir. No, it's not

stolen; it's inherited.

Okay, tonight at Boomerang.

Boss, how about I report her

to the police? -To the police?

Find her, you idiot!

Who am I working with...?

'O, accordion of mine,

Soaked with tears,

Do you know to someone

else my darling is pledged?

Do you know to someone

else she is pledged?'

May God bless you, son.

May He give you health.

May God give

you happiness.

Don't use all that God stuff

on me. -Okay, I won't.

Don't go to the cinema

today. I see misfortune.

It's just

some comedy anyway.

There's an excellent

movie tomorrow.

Griffith's

'Birth of a Nation'.

Real racism! Great!

Today something bad

might happen.

Well where should I go then?

- Let me think.

Here, have a smoke.

- No thanks.

Did I mention that there's

an interesting exhibition...

...at the National Museum?

- Get lost! Beat it!

Whatever. I've warned you.

Something bad might happen!

Don't do that, kid.

You have to pay, kid.

- I know I have to pay, lady.

Is something wrong?

A migraine. I haven't

slept for three days.

I've got just the thing.

- It's no use.

I took ten German aspirin.

No affect.

This is powder from America.

You can't get it in a drugstore.

From America? I guess it

can't hurt. -Of course not.

What are you doing down there?

- I've lost my watch.

If you see a Rolex engraved

with the words:

'To my brother for his 19th

birthday, sis Olga', please...

I'll buy you a drink.

- Yeah, no problem.

Not through the mouth,

through the nose.

The nose? Like this?

- Yes, as hard as you can.

What are you doing in here?!

- I need to piss.

What are you doing here?!

- This is the female toilet.

I didn't know toilets had

sexes. What's your name?

Red Riding Hood. I'm taking

cakes to my Granny.

And what's in your bag?

- Cocaine. It's excellent.

I'm shaking up

decent citizens.

The movie is boring anyway.

Feel like having a drink?

A Gypsy woman said I'd meet

a handsome man in the can here.

And that I'd end up

marrying him.

Tell me the first thing

that comes to your mind.

I'd love us to spend

some time together.

You mean you want to screw me?

- Well, yeah. -Well, okay.

Have you got a boyfriend?

- You're jealous already.

Wait here,

I have to take a leak.

Did it work?

The pain's completely gone.

I feel great.

Now I can see

life's real colors.

How I've wasted my life

on trivial things.

I won't charge anyone

ever again. Free toilets!

My life's completely

changed, kid...

Completely. -Cool!

Now make the most of it.

See the world, meet new

people, new exotic religions.

Read beautiful books, listen to

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Svetislav Basara (Serbian Cyrillic: Светислав Басара) (born December 21, 1953 in Bajina Bašta, PR Serbia, FPR Yugoslavia) is a contemporary Serbian author. In addition to writing, he was politically active through Democratic Christian Party of Serbia (DHSS) and also had a diplomatic stint. more…

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