Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Page #4

because they exist

in a place of truth

because there's historical evidence,

there's fact.

That's what you don't understand.

(Jeff) I want to make a film.

Wicca... A Way Of Life.

- Nice.

- Yeah.

Wait, wait... Check this out.

Look at everyone.

Everyone is obsessed

with the Blair Witch

for their own reasons, including us.

Goth... A Way Of Life.

A documentary on you.

All real, all video.

Video never lies, Kim.

Film does, though.

Everyone wants to see something.

I'm telling you,

hysteria and delusions,

they breed in situations like this.

Why are you applying rational thought

to mythology?

Because if people believe something

enough, isn't it real?

Perception is reality.

You're not listening to me.

Babe, I know what you're saying,

I just think it's bullshit.

I think you're being

a monomaniacal reductionist.

(Eerie shrieking)

What the hell was that?

I heard that, too.

Burkittsville's funniest home videos!

You scared the sh*t out of me, man!

It answered every single one

of your wet dreams.

What are you guys doing here?

We've got a tour group,

the Blair Witch Walk.

- What's your excuse?

- Tour group, the Blair Witch-Hunt.

You're supposed to look out for stuff

like this. This is so not happening!

We have jurisdiction.

We have permits.

Yeah? From Cravens? Let me see 'em.

- They're in the car.

- Bullshit!

Let's put it this way, one of us

is staying - it's us or you,

and it looks like us, b*tch!

It's gonna come back at you

threefold.

- What?

- In the wiccan...

Shut up!

Your balls will fall off

in three days.

Yo, guys, guys,

I think I can settle this.

Just give us till dawn,

then we're out of here.

We're cold, we're tired...

and we're a little shook up.

We saw something

up at Coffin Rock today.

Yeah... Yeah, up at Coffin Rock.

It scared the sh*t out of us.

Guys, stop talking about it,

because I'm gonna freak.

I just want to go home.

Can we see this thing...

- Coffin Rock?

- Blair Witch? Go to Coffin Rock.

It's your money, Greta.

Next time,

take the Blair Witch Walk.

Next time, take the Blair Witch-Hunt.

Here's my card. Call. I'm on the web.

(Giggling)

They were never seen again.

Their footage

was found a year later...

underexposed, and useless.

I don't trust that these a**holes

aren't coming back.

They're going to be pissed

that we took the foundation.

I don't think it's anything

to worry about.

Besides...

we're gonna be up all night, baby!

(Howling)

Giddy-up!

We'll just keep our eyes open.

They're not coming back.

Why do you think that?

I just do.

(Kim) I'll be back in a minute.

Up all night!

How do your parents feel...

about having a witch for a daughter?

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