Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Page #3

She was an earth child, like me.

She's gonna be my mentor.

- You've spoken with her?

- Not yet...

but I will.

That's why I'm here.

To shed my mortal coil...

and commune with Elly.

(Tristen) Have you ever seen

her picture?

I don't think there are any.

Stephen and I found one.

Check it out.

We think it was drawn

before they banished her from Blair.

Banished, my ass.

They dragged her into the woods

in the middle of winter,

and tied her

to a f***ing tree to die.

You make her sound helpless. Can't

witches summon powerful energy?

We can...

but we still have to eat, sh*t,

and die like the rest of you.

We just look good doing it.

Why do you need all these cameras?

I'm personally hoping for

an Elly Kedward sighting.

I've got a big beta

for a quality master.

I got a night vision, an infrared,

a cute little mini dv,

handhelds for everyone...

and this baby can even do

frame-a-second time lapse.

If anything comes in for a visit,

we're gonna catch it.

May I have permission

to take this leaf?

Thank you.

(Erica) Evil intent in the ground,

may your release soon be found.

And peace release the energy

that be from my magic.

So mote it be.

Evil intent in the ground,

may your release soon be found.

And peace release the energy

that be from my magic.

So mote it be.

OK, wait... How many Heather Donahues

does it take

to screw in a light bulb?

- How many?

- Just one!

- (Laughter)

- Just one of them!

Do you know

what I could never figure out?

- What's that?

- Blair Witch Project, OK?

Two guys and a girl, sleeping

in the same tent night after night,

and no sex?

- It makes no sense.

- You're so right.

I mean, they were scared

out of their minds,

and the greatest stress reliever

right at their fingertips...

and nothing.

I'm a little stressed.

Try some more weed.

OK.

The Bermuda Triangle.

It's a place in the world

that's been created by hysteria,

by people's own psychology,

by their own ideas of the place.

We were already

a persecuted minority.

This whole Blair Witch thing

set us back 300 years.

We're back in the burning times.

It f***ed up our image.

Erica, people fear what they don't

understand. You must realise that.

No sh*t. People think that I drink

blood, that I sacrifice children -

that I worship the devil

just because I'm a wiccan.

Where I come from, people think

because I dress in black,

I'm some kind of sick killer

or something.

I don't even believe in the devil.

OK?

That's a Christian concept.

I believe in nature.

I hate nature.

Myth, for me... right?

.. is just myth.

It's not history, it's not metaphor

and it's definitely not the truth...

Stephen, stories like this happen

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