Bong of the Dead Page #6

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- What?

- I'd better move on.

No, you're not going anywhere.

What did you say?

- Nothing. I said nothing.

- Your pervert.

You were spying on me,

while I was in the shower.

- Technically speaking ...

- Spying on her?

No, Edwin ...

Okay, so. I followed her.

You know how curious I am.

I did not know

she would get naked ...

... And flash the teats of a zombie

that tried to eat her.

For the last time.

Max tried not to eat any.

I hope you got sight of this case -

- The next time you see

so anyone here ... you are dead.

- Did you see her tits?

- Yes, they were wild.

Lucky devil.

Look, Leah ...

We are really sorry about Max.

I do not need your

excuses. I will be at peace.

Okay.

- It was too sick.

- It was too f***ed-up.

We have plenty to see, so get

fingers out of your ass and come with me.

My father's truck. I would run away

in it if it became necessary.

Now that Max is dead ... again, there

not something that holds me back.

I have all the parts.

We just need to screw them together.

Then we can take the Freedom Town.

Nothing can stop us.

What is it?

You ... there is something ...

... We should tell.

- You have to promise that you will not be mad.

- Okay, I promise.

We were actually not

on the way to Freedom Town.

Where were you then going?

- Another place.

- I understood. Where?

- For risk.

- What?

For risk.

Sorry? Do you think that I was on

way directly into the core of the problem?

- There, where they dump all the zombies?

- Yep.

Why is that?

I told you that I experimented

with different types of grass.

One day I took the brain from a

dead zombie, a Greek.

He had a restaurant nearby.

- Very good food.

- Amazing dolmere ... of olive leaves.

That was how they made them.

Now we diverged from the topic.

I made brain substance

on the fertilizers.

- It was a green liquid.

- The green sauce.

We poured it over the seeds,

and they grew like hell.

Yes, dammit.

You are so good at it.

Well, we realized that there

were no more zombies.

- The government has cleaned all the cities.

- The area is drained.

We have not seen any long. Then I got

we have the idea to buy us a map -

- And drive right into the danger zone

and provide us with a bunch of zombies -

- Return and

be guaranteed access to the weed.

Wait a minute. I, two cooking heads, went

out to collect zombie brains -

- So I could take them home

and turn them into fertilizer?

So you could breed hemp?

Yes, the harder it was not.

I assume that I must

modify my design slightly.

If it is zombie fertilizer,

I want, it's what you should get.

I assume

that we need to risk.

Just check it! How wild. Give me five.

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