Bong of the Dead

Synopsis: When the world is taken over by flesh eating zombies, best friends Tommy and Edwin figure out a way to benefit from it by turning zombies into fertilizer for growing potent weed! There will be bud.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
91 min

People who eat each other? / i

Zombies, how old do they think we are? / i

What next? / i

idea of ??running zombies / i

around and eat each other ... / i

I do not believe it. / i

You can not make me believe it. / i

Trust me. It will soon be over. / I

Trust me. / i

PEOPLE eat each other!



KEEP UP WITH killing zombies

What the hell is that,

I face?

I am so skewed,

I can not feel my legs.

- What?

- That's right.

Give me it.

This is strong stuff.

How did you do it?

Let me demonstrate.

Tommy, look at this.

Do you remember that guy that we

caught a couple of months ago?

He was a third death.

With worms and everything in the face.

- Yes, damn, Jimmy the Greek.

- What then?

Have you must him to green sauce

and stuffed him into a fucking glass?

It's a little more

scientific than that.

First I took his brain

and dried it.

So I painted it to powder

and added a little H 2 O -

- And Simsalabim, green sauce,

as you call it.

And then I stuffed him

into the tube. Cool, huh?

What the f*ck!

If you become so skewed

of smoking it ...

How's it going so if you drink

It? It is like drinking bong-water.

How skewed will you be?

- Are you saying that you drink bongvandet?

- Just as warped as I can be.

So it's not so strange,

I always fill up with more water.

Demeans it, without trying

it. I am proof that it works.

- It is not for us to drink it.

- What will you use it for?

Shut up when I'm talking.

Let me show you.

See here.

First you plant the seed ...

... And water it with your regular ...

... Tap water.

Want a sip?

So ... Are you ready?

Come on.

Green sauce.

- I can not see anything.

- Just wait a little.

Wait just a minute.

Wait just a minute.

- To hell then.

- That's right.

Do you know what this means?

This means that you have invented ...

... Some kind of fucked-up

Zombie fertilizer ...

... To breed monster grass.

- That's right.

How much do we have left?

- Not much.

- How much is it?

It was the last.

- What does it mean?

- That we do not have more.

Why did you show me it?

I do not know.

I just thought that it was too wild.

How often do we see a marijuana plant

emerge in a few seconds.

It happens once in a lifetime.

We still have

grass enough for a whole month.

Afterwards, the other plants ready.

We just have to steer us a little.

Cutting down on the daily consumption.

We solve it. That is exactly what

I was talking about.

We need to roll some smaller joints.

F*ck you!


No, no, no.

- For into the hollow hell then.

- We only have that back.

We must have smoked it

without having discovered it!

I told you

that we should steer us.

Wait. We still have ...

... The last plant.

No, we have not. See.

What the hell.

Wait ... I have an idea.

I made it by wiping

a single carnivorous pig brain.

Imagine what I can do,

if we have more.

Do you remember when the army was here?

They gave us a map of the

zombie-free zones?

The blue areas are zombie-free zones.

On the other hand ...

In the red areas abound

still with zombies.

We are here. By car

the nearest area ...

... There.

Risk Zone?

We can die.

Yes, and we also die

if we do not obtain any grass.

When do we leave?

I'm just fucking. We meet here

about 20 minutes. So off we go.

- Shotgun!

- Come on. We are only two.

- Dude.

- Jump into.

- On. / I

- Now it's your turn. / I

- Hell, Tommy.

- What?


I thought you were a zombie.

- You must have shit your pants.

- F*ck you.

- I almost got heart attack.

- You should have seen yourself.

What the f*ck.

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Thomas Newman

Thomas Montgomery Newman (born October 20, 1955) is an American composer best known for his many film scores. Newman has been nominated for fourteen Academy Awards and three Golden Globes, and has won two BAFTAs, six Grammys and an Emmy Award. Newman was honored with the Richard Kirk award at the 2000 BMI Film and TV Awards. The award is given annually to a composer who has made significant contributions to film and television music. more…

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