Bogus Page #4

IN THE STATE SYSTEM,

MISS FRANKLIN?

NO--

GOD!

WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

BYE.

BYE, ALBERT.

Antoine:

BON VOYAGE.

ALBERT!

DON'T YOU EVEN

WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE

TO YOUR FRIENDS?

NO.

BYE-BYE,

ALBERT!

ALBERT, BYE-BYE.

AU REVOIR!

Loudspeaker:
GOOD MORNING,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

AND WELCOME ABOARD

AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 362

WITH NONSTOP SERVICE

TO NEWARK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

OUR FLYING TIME TO NEWARK

WILL BE 4 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES,

AND WE'LL BE CRUISING

AT AN ALTITUDE OF 33,000 FEET.

NOW WE INVITE YOU

TO SIT BACK AND RELAX,

ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT TO NEWARK,

AND THANKS AGAIN

FOR CHOOSING AMERICAN.

SO, HI. YOU BEEN

IN AN AIRPLANE BEFORE?

YES, MA'AM.

YOU TRAVELED:

ALL ALONE BEFORE?

NO.

MY NAME IS FLORENCE.

WHAT'S YOURS?

ALBERT.

ARE YOU NAMED:

AFTER ANYBODY?

FRANK SINATRA.

WELL, AREN'T YOU SPECIAL!

DO YOUR MOM AND DAD

LISTEN TO HIS RECORDS

ALL THE TIME?

MY MOM WAS HIS FRIEND.

OH, THAT MUS HAVE BEEN NICE.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DADDY?

HE'S...

DEAD.

OH.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

WELL, I HAVE SOME CRAYONS

HERE AND A GAME BOOK...

AND I'LL

BRING YOU A SNACK,

AND AFTER THAT WE'LL DO

LUNCH AND A MOVIE.

OK, ALBERT?

MERCI.

HUH?

I SAID, MERCI.

[SOFTLY]

JE VOUS EN PRIE.

WHAT, SON?

NOTHING.

TU PARLES FRANCAIS?

[WHISPERING]

Mr. Antoine taught me

je vous en prie

and bonjour

and comment a va

and merde!

You know those?

YOU TALKING:

TO ME, SON?

UH-UH.

I WONDER, COULD

YOU MAKE IT A LITTLE

BIGGER, MY NOSE?

SURE.

BIGGER. BIGGER.

MORE BIGGER.

DON'T BE AFRAID.

IS VERY BIG NOSE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MAYBE MORE HAIR,

HUH?

SURE.

MORE. OH, YES,

MORE, MORE, MORE!

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!

BIG EYES.

BIGGER EYES, EH?

GOOD!

GOOD.

MERCI BEAUCOUP.

[WHISPERING]

Do you want glasses?

IT'S OK.

I HAVE CONTACTS.

[GIGGLES]

WHAT IS IT, SON?

NOTHING.

OOH, SHE'S FISH-FACE.

HELLO, FISH-FACE, EH?

I KNOW.

OH, SHE SCARES ME.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

EXCUSE ME.

MM-HMM.

[MUFFLED YELLING]

Man in drawing:

HELLO.

HELLO.

COULD I COME OUT,

PLEASE?

SURE.

OW!

WOW!

YOU'RE SO BIG.

I AM BIG.

I AM STUPENDOUS,

COLOSSAL, AMAZING,

FANTASTIC, MAGNIFICENT,

EXCEPTIONAL.

I AM...

BOGUS.

I'M ALBERT.

ALBERT.

HMM, ALBERT.

HMM.

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

I MISS MY MOM.

MOM. OH, MOM.

IS VERY IMPORTAN THING TO HAVE MOM.

NOW YOU HAVE A GODMOM.

VERY IMPORTANT THING

TO HAVE A GODMOM.

I DON'T WANT A GODMOM.

WHY NOT? MAYBE YOU WILL

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, HMM?

MAYBE SHE...

SHE WILL BE AMAZING,

MAYBE...SPECTACULAR.

MAYBE STUPENDOUS!

COLOSSAL?

MAYBE MAGNIFICENT!

[SHOUTING]

MAYBE UNBELIEVABLE!

BRAVO! YES!

UNBELIEVABLE!

[SHOUTING TOGETHER]

MAYBE SHE'S THE WORLD'S

GREATEST GODMOM!

WHAT DID HE SAY?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[HONKING]

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