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Bam. Whoa!

She is smokin' hot.

And that's

her license pic.

Imagine what she looks

like in real life.

Man, please tell me

you are hittin' that.

- Nah. He wishes.

- Please.

She wanted some

from him so bad, though,

but this guy

was too stupid to see.

OK. He's making it sound like

she was throwing herself at me.

She was, man,

and everybody knew it.

Why do you think

she kept inviting you

down to the lake house when

her parents weren't home?

Oh,

her parents weren't home?

And Steve liked her, too.

Like, a lot, a lot.

But Prince Hairy Bush

over here

was either too stupid or too

dickless to make a move.

Dude, you have

got to shave that sh*t.

[Steve] It's not true.

I was... I just didn't know

how to approach her.

I was trying

to be a gentleman.

By What?

Not giving the girl

what she wanted?

The gentlemanly thing

to do

is to say thank you

and to head downtown.

You mean like downtown?

Down-town.

Whoa! Listen, dude.

She may have

the holiest of holy,

but my donut-eater ain't going

nowhere near that honeypot.

I'm telling... Hey! Hey!

OK. Check this out.

You like it when girls

go down on you, right?

Dude, I love that sh*t.

Well, so do they, man.

I'm telling you,

it's the 21st century.

Chicks are just dudes

with tits these days.

I can kind of hear

what you're selling.

All right, all right.

But all the rug munching

in the world

ain't going to help you

with Emma now, bro.

What's that supposed

to mean, Jeremy?

Do you think she's

out of my league?

She's always been

out of your league, dude.

But that's not it,

man.

I'm telling you, Emma is definitely

not the girl you used to know.

No, I know that.

I've seen her Facebook page.

She's got the nose ring

going, and the new look.

And I'm diggin' it.

Of course you are.

It's hot. I know.

But when beautiful girls

like that have a nose ring,

it's for a reason, man.

What the hell does

that mean?

It means she's feisty.

More like she'd eat Steve up

and spit him out.

I'd love to see that.

I would love to see that.

She would not eat me up.

- [Jeremy] Yes, she would.

- I'd eat her up,

'cause I'm a wild tiger!

And I'd go ranngrrrr!

Don't ever say that

in this car again.

Ever. Like, in life.

[sighs]

OK, bigshot.

Let's see if she's home.

All right. Pimpmobile 86

coming in hot!

Hold on, no,

we don't have to do that.

- Uh...

- [siren whoops]

Uh, guys, guys.

We don't have to do that.

- [Jeremy] Oh, come on!

- [Marcus laughs]

[vibrating vocalization]

[siren whoops]

Emma Harris.

Come out with your hands up!

- [groaning] Emma!

- Come here!

Shut up.

- Shut up.

- Get off of me.

Jeremy, what...

Steve? Steve Marra?

The prodigal son returns.

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