Bodysnatch
- Year:
- 2018
- 81 min
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[ominous music playing]
[object vibrating]
[distorted voice]
[vibrating vocalization]
[distorted voice]
[Ill Dr. Phil] Listen my
children and you shall hear,
a warning you must heed
before the fear.
One if by land,
two if by sea,
soon overtaken
we all will be.
[female dispatcher] We need
at the corner of
Broadripple and Carrollton.
[Ill Dr. Phil]
I have seen them,
I have faced them,
I have survived them.
[officer] Copy that.
Do we have a description?
[Ill Dr. Phil] A hyper-evolved
being with one mind, one pulse.
[dispatcher] Female,
brunette, mid to late 30s.
[Ill Dr. Phil] They manifest
themselves as you and me.
[dispatcher] Reported last trying
her keys in multiple vehicles.
[Ill Dr. Phil] If we're lucky,
they need only our resources.
If we're not...
[officer]
All right, copy.
...they plan on complete extermination.
[siren]
[officer] En route to
Broadripple and Carrollton.
[Ill Dr. Phil]
We can't know for certain,
but one thing I know,
trust no one.
We are not alone.
They are here,
but you can't see them.
most familiar of us for now.
Trust no one!
The threat is real.
They're coming,
they're coming,
they're coming.
[loud vibration]
All right, step forward.
All right,
state your name.
Steven Carlton Marra, 23.
All right. Profile.
All right, there ya go.
Next. Come on.
State your name.
Jeremy Alan Phillips. 24.
All right. Profile.
All right, good.
All right, stay right there.
Come here, you.
All right. Now we need to get this on
camera for legal purposes, all right?
I, state your name.
- I, Jeremy Alan Phillips.
Will obey
[both] Will obey every
order given to me.
Because there ain't
no mountain high enough.
Because there ain't
no mountain high enough.
Ain't no valley
low enough.
Come on, fellas, say it!
There ain't
no valley low enough.
To keep me from gettin'
To you, babe
[laughing]
I'm sorry.
[laughing]
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry,
this never gets old.
I'm just kidding.
We're family right, cuz?
Kind of.
You guys ever been
on a ride along before?
Look, I don't know
if you know this,
but Indy, it's one of the most
dangerous places in the nation.
- No it's not.
- Hey, a lot of sh*t goes down here.
It makes you proud
to wear this badge.
Oh, we have fun, too.
Serve and protect,
but chill and respect.
Capiche?
Good, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom,
squeeze some piss out
of this legend,
and then we'll get
this party started!
[laughs] Come on,
bring it in, bring it in.
Boom! That's what
I'm talkin' about.
Oh, BRB! [laughs]
Ain't no mount...
[laughing]
- [Steve exhales]
- [Marcus] Whew!
How is he
your cousin again?
Nah, forget that.
He's just the cousin
of the guy my mom's seeing.
Guy's a douche,
but what the hell.
A**hole's letting us
do this, right?
Well, what time do you think we're
going to get out of here tonight?
'Cause it's Friday,
and I was...
Friday's the best day
for this, man.
That's when
this sh*t goes down.
I'm telling you,
it's gonna be epic.
And, besides, we haven't,
like, chilled, in forevs, dude.
It's gonna be dope.
It's gonna be like
our own episode of Cops.
What's better than that, man?
You want me
to make you a list?
Hey, check this out.
What?! Are you going
hipster on everyone now?
Are you Buddy Holly?
Nah, I got something
that nutsack don't have.
A camera.
There's a mini-ass camera
in these.
Remember Rob Portman?
He's the one
that told me about 'em.
Likes to use 'em
when he's...
Whoa.
Yeah, guy's a creep,
but maybe a genius.
He's not gonna
let you wear those.
Why not?
With the whole excessive police
force blowing up in the news,
all the cities
got paranoid
in the cruisers.
- What's one more?
- Why do we need to film this?
To expose
the seedy underbelly
of the corrupt
criminal justice system,
which is supporting
the ulterior motives
of the municipal government,
which caters to
the oligarchs in Washington,
which are just foot soldiers
to the Illuminati,
which have been sent here
by the demonic forces...
I swear if you mention
Illuminati, conspiracies,
or any of your paranoid bullshit
one more time, I'm outta here.
I've listened to it since high
school, and I'm done with it.
You need to grow up.
You know, if you would have applied
yourself to your academics
the way that
you do to these theories,
you could have
actually gone somewhere.
- Like Fordham?
- Yes, like Fordham.
You know, it's actually one
of the top institutions
in the country
academically speaking.
You sure the Illuminati didn't recruit
you while you were at Fordham?
They like to troll those gothic
institutions, like, whoa.
- You have to be the biggest...
- [Marcus] Boom!
- Let's do this!
- Shh, shh, shh, shh!
Ahh, nice glasses, Elton!
[laughing]
Look at this guy!
- Your glasses.
- Whatever.
- Did you get it?
- Whatever.
- Ahh.
- [engine starts]
Hey, buckle up!
It's the law!
I'm just kidding.
Well, maybe
you two Nancies should.
What are you guys, like,
butt buddies or something?
I'm just kidding.
If you guys are gay
for each other,
that's totally fine
with me, man.
And it's, like, legal now.
Like, for real.
Like, rainbows!
- [dispatcher] Car 86.
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