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Did Dennis do that?

Do what?

Paint your head.

Who painted your head?

Doesn't work?

Dennis didn't do that, did he?

Tell me he didn't do that.

No, I did it.

You don't like it, do you?

Poor baby.

All this is really gettin'

to you, isn't it?

Oh, it's driving me crazy, Megan.

I can't eat, I can't sleep.

The only thing

I can think about is my hair.

I'm losing my hair.

Oh, darling.

It wouldn't be so--

What?

You-- you've got stuff

all over your face.

Oh!

Look at all this crap.

I disgust you, don't I?

What disgusts me, Richard,

is your inability

to accept yourself

as you are.

I just don't want

to be a bald guy.

You're not a bald guy.

You-- you're just--

you're just a thinning hair guy.

It means the same thing.

It doesn't mean

the same thing, okay?

What it--

I just can't deal with you

when you're like this, okay?

- Megan.

- Bye.

Megan.

Megan, please.

I think we need to spend some time

away from each other.

Oh, sure, just walk out

on the bald guy.

Do yourself a favor, Richard,

wash your head.

Miracle Shine, the miracle shampoo.

Miracle Shine will add

new fullness of life to your hair.

That youthful luster is what

all other shampoo products

have claimed to achieve,

but never really delivered.

Miracle Shine, the miracle shampoo.

Add new--

With Colossal Grow

your lawn will never be thicker.

Professional gardeners are buying

Colossal Grow and doubling their--

The Roswell Hair Growth

Laboratories'

patented technique

is guaranteed.

No painful and iffy transplants.

No silly toupees or weaves.

Just a full head

of beautiful, living hair.

Call now for an immediate

appointment.

Operators are standing by

24 hours a day.

Remember, after my Roswell

hair growth procedure,

I bought the company.

5-5-5-9-9-1-1.

Yes.

Mr. Richard

Coberts is here for his appointment.

Show him in, please.

- Nice to meet you, Richard.

- Doctor.

Mr. Coberts' before picture.

Have a seat, please.

I take it my nurses

fully explained our procedure.

Uh, yes, I saw your commercial

on television.

How does it work?

We revive dead hair follicles

by applying

a protein-based solution

to the hair roots

beneath the scalp.

What's in the protein solution?

That's patented.

I love it when he talks that way.

Don't you think he'll look just

too sexy with a full head of hair?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Richard might not be right

for our treatment.

Tell me, why do you want hair?

Uh, I think I'll feel better

about myself.

There are certain advantages

to being bald, Richard.

For instance,

Bald men are often considered to be

more trustworthy, less threatening.

The primal power that a full head

of hair bestows on a man

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