Body Bags Page #3

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I combed it a different way.

Sweetheart, are you worried

about your hair thinning?

No, of course not.

I think you look

very distinguished.

You're very handsome.

You don't like it, do you?

I like you.

Eat.

This veal is delicious, you know.

So, you think I'm going bald?

No, I don't.

What's the big deal,

if you are anyway?

Oh, so, now I am going bald?

It really doesn't matter to me.

Are you telling me

that you don't like hair?

Of course, I like hair.

Then how can you stand

looking at me?

I mean, look at this.

Look at that, huh?

Richard,

you're behaving like a baby.

Well, why not?

I got hair like a baby.

Why don't you let me make

an appointment

for you with my hairdresser?

Dennis'll give your hair

a nice shape.

I don't need shape.

I need quantity.

I need volume.

I need more hair.

Now, what about this?

- Huh?

- Forget it!

- No way, no way!

- Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey!

Come on,

just give it a chance.

Take a look at it!

- You mean--

- That looks ridiculous.

- It won't fool anybody.

- Would you be careful with that?

Oh, for God's sake, Richard.

Okay.

- Well, you see,

- Yeah.

I don't think you'd ever know

it was a hairpiece.

If you just take a little-- no.

- No-oh-oh.

- What about there?

- No?

- Wouldn't do it there.

- Hey!

- God, no.

Hey, wait a minute.

- It's gotta go.

- What are you--

Come on, man, I need that,

I need that back.

Richard, you're in denial.

It makes you look like

the world's biggest jerk off.

It makes me look like

I've got more hair.

Sit down, Rich--

I need that back.

Fine.

Let me just tell you

how things are, okay, Richard?

You're headin' for egg city.

Located in the chrome dome county

in the state of the cue ball.

Do you understand what

I'm talking about?

In a year, your head will look

like a Christmas tree lot in January.

I understand that.

That's why I need your help.

Have you got some kind

of a thickening agent?

Something I can put in there

and give me a little bit more,

you know, volume, huh?

I can help you, Richard.

How?

Only if you let me.

- Of course.

- Okay.

Now, what I can do--

I can cut your hair.

I can give it shape.

- I can give it style, Richard.

- Come on.

Now, I can empower you, Richard.

- Give you back your manhood.

- I can't let you cut my hair.

- It's your birthright.

- What are you going to cut?

Please, let me just

style it a little bit.

What I do is, see--

I start from--

We start from here.

No cutting, no cutting.

Fine, just styling.

Just as plants

respond to soothing music,

your follicles will love

Harmonies for Hair.

Grow, baby, grow.

Hi!

I really like your hair like that,

it looks nice.

How about a drink?

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