Boat Trip Page #2
- You go check on the ski packages.
- Yeah. F*** off.
- Ski over near the Maui getaways.
- Yeah.
- Remember? Since the changeover?
- Yeah, I got it.
I am so sorry.
Brian's had a little problem
with the...
And the... and the... and the...
Yeah, bad news.
But now he's doing fine.
He's doing a lot of great work
So... Alright.
Let's see... 7-day, 6-night
vacation cruise. Is that correct?
- That's the one.
- Right.
Yeah, right. Okay.
You guys are set, gentlemen.
I think you'll have a very good time.
Please enjoy your vacation.
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
Hey, and you should probably
Don't worry,
I've already taken care of it.
And, hey...
- I'm a letter writer.
- Duly noted.
Alright.
Bye-bye, now.
I'm too upset to work ski packages.
- I can't believe you took care of them.
- I took care of them alright.
'Cause no one calls
- Huh?
- Yeah.
Wow! Look at the size
of that thing!
And just think,
it's filled with available women.
Yeah! And here's the beauty part
of the whole thing.
They can't get away from us.
We'll be in the middle of the ocean.
They can try, but they'll drown
or be eaten by sharks. It's perfect.
Sometimes I think there's something
seriously wrong with you.
I can live with that.
- Excuse me. Can I ask you something?
- Yes.
- You board everybody on this ship?
- Yes, sir.
Let me ask you a question,
from guy to guy.
on this ship?
I'm sure you'll be very happy.
- Yes! Right, Jerry?
- Yeah!
Alrighty!
And all filled with hot,
beautiful women!
- Yes!
- Awesome, awesome, awesome!
Think of the sexiest creatures
boarding this love boat as we speak!
- Alright, this is great!
- Yeah, you know!
- Hello!
- Hey! What's up, guys?
How you doin'?
Alright!
- Lovely boat, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
Don't you ever doubt me.
What the hell was that?
Well, on board entertainment.
You know? I bet Cirque du Soleil
is here. Like Vegas.
- Cool.
- Right?
Hey, how are ya?
There it is. Stateroom 211.
The number that 'll be on every
woman's lips by the end of the trip.
Let's do it.
That's weird.
Only one bed.
I know why.
We're going to have so much sex one
guy's always going to sleep out.
Yeah, right.
You better hope that couch
is more comfortable than it looks.
There's a mirror on the ceiling.
Excelente.
That way the babes can watch me
get my peak on.
Check this out, Jer.
- Four racquetball courts.
- Hey!
- Nine cocktail lounges, a casino.
- Six and eight's a running mate!
A video arcade...
- Chest waxing?
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Boat Trip" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/boat_trip_4409>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In