Bo Burnham: Make Happy Page #3
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- 2016
- 60 min
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all right? But I am against double standards
across the board. Why is it... that when a woman
wears revealing clothing, she's labeled a slut, yet if I were to wear
her skin as a jacket, I'm a murderer? -What?
-[audience laughing] If I f*** a kid,
I'm a pedophile, but if a kid fucks me,
I'm the pedophile again? Twice in a week?
What is this? -[upbeat music playing]
-[man] Hey, Bo. Do you want to sing a song with us? -Okay.
-Great! -I don't know the words, though.
-That's all right. -You'll figure it out.
-All right! -Whoo!
- Hey, Bo, guess what? -What?
- You're a f*ggot -[music stops]
-[audience laughing] [audience cheering and applauding] Wasn't clever, it was just mean. Bigoted.
I apologize for that. So I was interrupted the other day
while my-- -[man] Hey, Bo.
-Motherf***er. -You want to sing another song together?
-I really don't. -Too bad.
-God damn it. Hey, Bo, guess what? -I'm a f*ggot.
-Correct! It's not funny. You're a f*ggot, you're a f*ggot
You're a f***ing f*ggot You're a f*ggot, you're a f***ing... Can you turn the lights off at least? You're a f*ggot, you're a f*ggot
You're a f***ing f*ggot... Is this funny to you people?
Turn it off. Turn the track off! -[record scratches]
-[music stops] -Why was it on a record player?
-[audience laughing] You got a record player back there?
You have hooked up a record player? You know,
it's one thing to make that, but to press it onto vinyl
is a whole other thing, all right? -It's gonna outlive me.
-[audience applauding] Just to be clear,
I wrote, conceived and executed the entirety of that bit. -Do not give those dumb fucks any credit.
-[audience laughing] It's all me, baby.
All me. Look at you people
in the Abe Lincoln seats. Bam! Too late.
Too late. How dare you make that joke so late? I'm a big fan of hip-hop. 'Cause I like words.
I like poetry. And hip-hop feels like a way
to condense a lot of those things into a short amount of time. There are artists
that still do that. Uh... Yeah, Kendrick Lamar,
very word-heavy, very poetic. But-- -[audience cheers]
-What are you doing? Look, this is my show. Do not veer credit
to people outside this building. -[audience laughing]
-[chuckles] Most... [chuckles]
most... Hip-hop artists, for me,
and it is for me, hip-hop, has traded in words and poetry
for beat fetishism. It's where you make a sick beat
and then you rap anything over it. And people lose their minds. I'll give you an example.
Is there a sick beat back there for me? -[hip-hop beat playing]
-Oh, sh*t! [rapping]
I am not one of you I am not a human being You know what I am? I'm a little teapot
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