Blue Streak Page #5
Bring your weeble-wobble ass over here.
- You like snacks?
You'll be snacking on the bottom
of this shoe if this happens again.
Now, you see them ridges?
These ridges will be imprinted
on the back of your ass...
...permanently if this happens again.
You understand?
Thoroughly understand you.
Every time you look at your ass
there's gonna be a print there.
- And of you lying.
- Right.
Stop eating cold cuts because
it's seeping through your pores.
Will do.
I'll put one ridge on your ass.
Let's roll. That's cool.
Let's get out of here.
Detective, I know I'm new at this...
...but I thought we were supposed
to arrest the bad guys.
Now he owes us one.
So that's how it works.
We let the little fish go, so that
we can catch the big fish later.
I got it. I got it.
You mind if I drive?
I know a shortcut.
Are you in a hurry, sir?
Just testing your car.
Balancing out your sh*t.
When was the last time
you got all up on this thing?
on anything, sir.
Sometimes you gotta feed
some speed to your ride.
Sir! Watch it!
This is the police!
Move your busted-ass vehicle!
Move, move, move, move, move!
This is the LAPD.
We'll pop one in your ass.
We got guns and sh*t.
I could get used to this!
I like!
I like!
Used to what?
Driving. See, my last partner
did all the driving.
Who was your partner?
Why?
Hey, look, I'm deep, okay? There's
just some places I can't talk about.
We're partners. We gotta communicate.
This thing's like a marriage.
No, this is nothing like a marriage.
- What is it like?
- It's more like a one-night stand.
Wham, bam, thank you, officer.
- It's like that?
- It's like that.
and zip the rest of that sh*t up.
Are you married?
- Girlfriend?
- Not anymore.
What happened?
Work got in the way.
See?
Somebody took out a fire hydrant.
- I'll handle this.
- I gotta get back. I got a headache.
We're on duty.
But I need an aspirin.
A big one, like a hockey puck.
Gentlemen. Excuse me.
Could you come here for a second?
Relax, sir.
Just take it easy for a second.
Morning, officer.
Morning. Where's your aspirins?
Back there by the soda machines.
Appreciate it.
I wanna know how the car
hit the fire hydrant.
- Open the register!
- Don't shoot!
Come on, man!
Oh, man!
Come on! The safe too!
Come on.
Shots fired. Request help.
Detective Malone!
You okay?
Oh, sh*t!
Get back! Back! Get back!
Freeze!
Put your hands on the pavement!
- Hands on the pavement!
- There is no pavement!
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