Blue Streak

Moving on up.

Believe that!

Ladies, we got picture.

What about the alarm?

Miles, what do you think I'm doing?

Just cool out. We like to run

a loose crew around here.

You're the boss, Miles.

It's like that?

It's like that.

I'm gonna go check on Tulley.

Tulley, we cool down there?

Yeah, we're cool, man.

Good.

Cool is good.

Are you smoking?

No. Negative.

You're lying!

I smell the menthol up here, man!

What would your mama do

if she knew you were smoking?

Cut it out, man!

Stay alert.

You ready over here?

Damn it! Eddie, why you

gotta do that every time?

It's good luck.

It's bad luck if I land in it.

Believe that.

Don't fall in that shit.

See you, Deke.

Good luck, guys.

How's the weather up there?

Snowing.

It's beginning to look

a lot like Christmas.

You got a guard 20 feet from you.

Ten feet.

He's closing in fast.

Around the corner.

He turned around.

Forget it. He's gone.

So much for the easy part. Kit.

- Shit!

- Bam!

I hate it when you do that.

Eddie, check this out.

This is a Brigger 3300.

Toughest safe in the world.

- What do you do?

- Drill the lock.

No, you gotta check

to see if it's open.

It's open!

What?

No, I'm messing with you.

They would never do that.

They would never do that.

Glasses.

- I'll see you back up top.

- Right.

Open sesame.

Come on, Eddie.

Got the rock?

Miles is right behind me.

What the hell you doing?

Seventeen million four ways?

I'm too greedy for that.

No, just come on, man!

Shit!

Come here, gorgeous.

Got the rock. Time to roll.

Hurry! There's lots...

...of activity here. Let's go!

Shit!

Freeze!

Clear!

Let's go!

- Stay down! Don't move!

- Let me see your hands!

- Where's Eddie?

- He went over already.

- You have the rock?

- What?

You got the rock?

- What you doing?

- Give me the rock!

You ain't got to do this!

We're supposed to split this shit, man!

Why you doing this?

Shit!

Miles, you're dead,

you piece of shit!

Damn!

Good doggie!

Good doggie!

Kibbles 'n Bits!

Easy.

Where's the nearest exit?

Stay where you are!

Turn around!

I'm a carpenter! I was working late!

See? That's the saw!

See? I was working!

You're under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will

be used against you.

If you can't afford an attorney,

one will be appointed for you.

Do you understand your rights?

Yeah, I understand them.

Ain't nothing but a free thing, baby!

Free man. Believe that.

One belt, one shoelace...

...one wallet containing $22.

One shoelace?

You know how much them shoes cost?

One shoelace?

I came in here with two.

You took my shoelace?

Did you take my shoelace, man?

You got two seconds

to walk out that door.

Sign out...

...and leave my pen.

I'm signing out.

I got places to go, people to see.

My lady, Janiece.

Ass...

It's like that.

What you gonna do with one shoelace?

Let me in on the secret.

Floss your ass?

Gotta go.

Y'all stay up, man.

Don't be mad because I gotta go.

Come on, open this fence.

Thanks. I'm out of here.

Where them butt-naked hoes at?

Do you know?

Let me up out of here.

I'm free! I'm free at last!

Gotta go!

Gotta go, gotta go!

I'm out of here!

Damn!

What happened?

Did you eat the whole time

I was in there?

When I left, you was

like plickety-cow, plickety-pat.

Now, you're like va-voom!

Wait a minute. That's all right.

I can adjust.

It's the love that counts.

I can adjust to a plus-size woman.

Just more cushion for the pushin'!

Janiece!

Your sad-ass sack of bones is here.

I apologize. You're her cousin!

Can I buy you some cereal?

Rate this script:(0.00 / 0 votes)