Blue Like Jazz Page #5
Yeah, it's genius.
Sounds like a high school term paper.
What do you like?
Choose wisely.
A bagel, I guess.
- This?
- Yeah.
Someone ate this?
Dude, check out Quinn.
I think it's growing.
Heh. Bet you'd like
to pop her tart.
Can you find me?
That's you?
You look so...
Before I found freedom.
Eat, girl. Eat.
You want to tell me
where you're from now?
Escaped from Kansas.
Dad sells windows.
Mom bakes pies.
She's fat.
Where are you from?
Texas.
Can I ask you a question?
'Cause it's been killing me.
Sure.
Are you the secret bastard child
of a televangelist?
No.
- Oh, my God. You are.
- What?
Do all the boys in your choir
have to wear their hair that way?
What's wrong with my hair?
Well, it's not exactly free.
Are you trying to make me a lesbian?
burning flags at a gay soldier's funeral.
Not all Christians are like that.
Smile.
You've got, like, spinach
stuck in your teeth.
It's really gross.
Look, your private religious wacko
beliefs are none of my business,
but if you plan on sticking around.
Long enough to unpack your secret
underwear or whatever,
you probably want to keep that quiet
around here.
You're kidding, right?
I had a Mormon roommate
my freshman year.
She lasted two days.
I mean, we haven't had
a Christian club
since the Nixon administration.
Dude, this is Reed College.
Hello.
I was looking at
this student handbook.
You've got so many
crazy religious groups.
"S&M Wiccans. Jews for Jihad."
What's wrong with being a Christian?
Do you have any idea what your hateful,
bullying tribe has been up to?
'Cause around here, you represent
a whole new category of despicable.
So if you plan on ever making friends
or sharing a bowl
without a credit card,
get in the closet, Baptist boy,
and stay there.
Setting, conflict, climax, resolution.
If the setting in SCCR changes,
does the conflict go away?
'Cause, I mean, it's only been a week,
and I feel like I'm someone else.
Hey, Jordan.
You sounding chipper.
I'm not disturbing you and your gay lover
roommate, am I?
No, there's no roommates here.
They're just single rooms.
You got to pimp out your pad, dude,
catch some ladies.
You getting any action?
Uh, there's this one girl,
but I didn't get her number.
Or her name.
Spent some time
with a hot lesbian.
Yeah, you're full of sh*t.
Hold on, bro.
Sorry, dude. It's my mom.
- Are you talking to her?
- Yeah. Yeah, we're talking.
- Sort of.
- Huh.
- All right, call you later.
- Yeah.
Hi, Mom.
Hey. You get the cookies?
Yeah, they came in the mail Friday.
Sorry they were store-bought.
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