Blue Like Jazz Page #4
Greetings, virgin.
How many do you need?
- Huh?
- Rainbow ticklers
are the special of the day.
Here. No charge.
Rub-a-dub-dub,
put a rub on your chub.
Right here!
Chub away, rubber man.
Got your hands full?
Oh, why don't I just slide this
into your pocket?
...right here. Absolutely free.
One way or the other!
Hey!
Jimmy on your stiffy, ladies.
Take it.
Want to try 'em out?
Uh, I'm not 100%
on what I've got here.
I meant the water.
Uh, sure. Sure. What do I do?
Take a sip.
Swirl it around in your mouth a bit.
Okay, now try this one.
What about this?
Swallow.
Well?
I can't taste the difference.
This one is Portland municipal tap water.
This one is Aqualike bottled water.
and comes with your tuition.
The Aqualike water
costs $1.50 for a 12-ounce bottle,
and they say it comes
from the Himalayas,
but it actually comes from Kashmir,
which is one of the poorest
regions in India,
so that would be good
for their economy, right?
Wrong.
Aqualike Corporation practices
are actually depleting the water table
so that the local Kashmirian farmers
don't have enough to irrigate their crops.
Well, so then I shouldn't be
ingesting this?
No.
Here comes trouble.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
They do this all the time?
Hey.
Heh. Hey.
Hey.
Okay.
Wait up.
Hey.
I'm Don.
We, uh, sort of met
in the men's roo...
restroom.
So where are you from?
You know how to tell
if a girl's a lesbian?
'Cause she's attracted
to other women?
Is that how it works in Mayberry?
Cutoffs at two o'clock.
Last year, she was homecoming queen
back in Nebraska,
two tiny biscuits floating
under a cheerleader skirt.
What do you think her ass says now?
Uh...
It says, "I don't care what you think."
Which is why it's beautiful.
I'm Kent Bowers,
and I am your
Dean of Student Affairs.
Close your laptops.
Pocket your cellphones.
Listen carefully.
According to the words
and logic of Neil Postman,
"There is no escaping
from ourselves.
as it has always been,
"and we solve nothing
by cloaking ourselves
in technological glory."
At Reed College,
there is no reward
for staring at a screen,
no extra credit for looking busy.
Forget everything
you think you know,
because you do not know anything.
There's nowhere to run.
There's nowhere to hide.
There is no escaping ourselves.
The human dilemma
must be experienced.
So, uh, that lecture
was pretty brilliant.
How was it brilliant?
Um, the whole part about how life
needs to be experienced.
And technology influences
the way we think,
and we live
in a dumbed-down culture,
and, oh, the sky is blue.
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