Blue Crush Page #6

You broke your board. That sucks.

I bet you were charging.

Something like that.

Hey, don't I know you?

- I don't know, maybe.

- Yeah. You're that quarterback, right?

- Yeah, I play some football.

- That's right, huh?

Nice shoes, bro.

Thanks. I was wondering if, maybe,

you've taught anybody?

Taught anybody? Yeah. How to surf.

No. Well, you know,

I've got some free time.

That's nice. Look, I'd...

I'd love to learn.

It's not easy. I know.

But it looks really fun out there.

- You can get hurt.

- I'm sure I could handle myself.

This guy Rick, he'll set you up with

a spongeboard and some baby waves.

- He's gentle.

- And you are?

Not. Right.

- Check it out.

- Who's GQ jock?

Ho ho ho.

What was that all about? I don't know.

He wanted lessons or something.

Anne Marie! Lessons? Money?

We're broke? What?

He didn't say anything about paying.

Well, did you ask?

- You guys going tonight? No. What time?

- Go, go, go!

- I don't know. I'm kinda lost.

- Go get him.

Hey! Hey! How much? What? What?

- How much?

- - I got to call you back.

Oh, sh*t!

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Hurry up! Go get him. Come on.

- Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Hey. Hey, listen.

- How much?

- I don't know. What's the going rate?

- Twenty bucks an hour.

- Twenty?

Too much?

- Fifteen?

- The hotel charges $150.

I'll pay that.

Whoa! One hundred and fifty bucks.

For surf lessons? That's it, right?

What else are we talking about?

Got any friends?

- Sure I do.

- Whoo! Yeah!

- What's with the face, Pen?

- What face?

Don't worry, honey.

It's just one afternoon.

You'll have time to get pregnant

and go on welfare.

Good idea. It'll be fun.

- We'll play rip off the tourist.

- We're not ripping anyone off.

Anyone who pays $1,000 a night

for a room is just begging to be ripped off.

I saw those guys walk into Tommy Bahama

yesterday and drop four G's on silk boxers.

How is that possible? It's underwear.

Those guys got money to burn.

They play in the NFL.

I don't care about the money.

Anything is better than this.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, right. Let me out here, you guys.

Penny! Who unloaded the mothership?

I thought his friends would be hot at least.

This is so embarrassing to be seen with you.

You gonna teach us how to surf?

You gonna teach us how to surf?

Guys.

Busted.

- Come on, it's 150 each.

- What if we see people we know? God.

Whatever. It's surf lessons.

This is what jocks look like?

- A hundred and fifty bucks.

- Let's go surfing, big daddy.

What's up, girls?

This is Lena and Eden. I'm Anne Marie.

- Hey.

- We gonna surf today?

Watch out. I'll make sure you drown out there.

How's it going? Matt. Nice to meet you.

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