Blue Crush Page #5

There's, like, a hundred people spit in them.

Anybody in room 215?

Gentlemen, 2 15?

Anybody in room 215?

No? Anybody in room 215 out in the water?

What?

Suite 215? Is it yours?

Oh.

Ohh! God!

Jump!

I swear to God that's a condom.

I'm in 2 15. I think I won something.

I'm in 215. What'd I win?

Hi. I'm Anne Marie.

I'm the housekeeper of your room.

Leslie. O-line! O-line!

Do you have a sec, Leslie? Sure.

Take all the time you want, sugar-wooger.

Step one.

Step two.

And step three. You got it?

Thanks for your time, guys.

- No problem.

- You got schooled by the maid.

I'm on vacation. You don't have...

You still got schooled.

You don't have to clean your room

when you're on vacation.

You got schooled. But you don't clean

your room when you on vacation!

Am I on vacation?

It was gross, It was disgusting.

I don't care what they did.

They are V.I.P. Pay the highest rate.

They don't pay good Money

to be scolded by a housekeeper.

You can pick up your last check next week.

Surf's up, Anne Marie.

They peed on the floor.

There was puke all over the curtain.

Please don't suspend me.

We need the money.

I'm not suspending you,

I'm firing you.

- What?

- Well, if she's fired, I quit.

Me too. Fine.

You're seriously going to fire all of us?

No.

I'm firing you. They quit. So don't get

any ideas about collecting unemployment.

You guys, don't quit. We need to make rent.

You could have stayed down longer than that.

I'm tired of holding my breath, Eden.

God, shejust loves pissing me off.

Look at her. She's not out here to get waves.

Shejust wants to get attention.

What does she see in those guys?

They're such burnouts.

- Same thing you did.

- What?

Cut body and a nice cutback.

Oh, great. She got a bad attitude.

It's not who she is.

Inside.! Got it.! I'm on it.! Get off!

Hey, beat it.!

Hey, hey, hey.! Got it.!

Hey.! Hey, where you been?

I'm on it.! Get off!

Drew, I got it.!

Hey!

- I had the section. What's your problem?

- You need to grow up.

It's not my fault you broke your board,

you stupid kook. You're a kook.

Don't drop in on me again.

That's right, go home. Beat it.

Donkey.

Can you glue it back together? No.

Yeah, I was just driving by. Okay.

Well, actually, the guy at

the hotel told me where I could find you.

So that was pretty awesome,

you know, surfng.

Right.

Hey, listen. I wanted to apologize

for my friend back at the hotel.

Leslie's kind of messy, but when

your ass is hanging out in the pocket,

he's the guy you want protecting your backside.

So next time your ass is hanging back

in the pocket, he's your guy.

I'll remember that.

- What's up, Anne Marie?

- Hey, Ben.

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