Blood Diner Page #5

It's nice to know.

One has a guardian angel

to count on.

Look, I want to give you

something for good luck.

It's a sacred amulet.

It's very old,

and it's very powerful.

It represents

the ancient goddess Sheetar.

From now on, you belong to her.

Two guardian angels in one day.

I guess I have nothing

to worry about after all.

Wait till I tell my father.

No! Don't... Don't tell anybody.

This is just between

you and me and Sheetar.

Here. On the house.

Goddamn right, on the house.

Now I gotta start

all over again.

Damn shame about those girls

getting butchered up like that.

What beats the hell out of me is

what do those meat creeps want

with those body parts anyway?

Ah, loop de loop de loop

Ah, loop de loop de loop,

ah...

Vegetarians?

You mean all the victims

are vegetarians?

According to the autopsy.

The coroner found

undigested bits

of soybeans, carrots, celery

in all cases,

except for one girl

who had something

that might be cat meat.

Cat meat? Jeez,

how weird can this thing get?

We got a make

on that machine gun.

It's the same one

reported stolen

from the Gangsters Museum

on Third.

Good work, Shepard. And I

want you two to make rounds

of all the health-food

places in town.

See if any weird characters

have been hanging out,

particularly that biker group,

the Cannibals.

You know, Chief,

maybe it's not them at all.

Maybe some hamburger

franchise owner went berserk.

You know,

health food's pretty popular.

- So suppose with the combined...

- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Are you trying

to tell me that some nut

from McBurger's is respon...

That's okay, Chief.

Come on, Sheba. Let's go.

See you later.

Murderers from McBurger's! Jeez!

Here's a list

of all the health-food eateries

between here and Sixth.

I'll check some out

on the north side.

Then I thought that you and I

could meet at Mr. Veggie's

at midnight for a bite.

Fool!

Oh, yeah. Check that out.

- Whoo!

- Nice!

You boys will learn

from my mistakes.

Ah, a little more wisdom, Uncle?

Don't make

the same mistake I made.

I let my schlong

do the thinking for me

and got confused!

Georgie. Georgie,

would you stop screwing around?

That's right!

Aren't you d*ckheads done yet?

Almost, Uncle Anwar.

What the f*** was that?!

Imbecile! I can't see!

It's a photo we found of you

from the good old days.

Ah, yes, The good old days.

People had ambition then.

I, most of all,

took pride in life's goals.

Everything I did

was done with care.

I truly enjoyed

my appointed destiny,

no matter

how difficult the test...

I kept at it,

again...

And again

and again.

Like cleanliness,

I was in a state

next to godliness,

as you, my nephews,

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