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that we-- we would never do such a thing.

We're professionals.

That's out of character.

I can assure you we would

never do such a thing.

These machines, look,

they're so unreliable

that-- that we're calibrating.

Just get out of my sight

before I hook up your family

jewels to those things.

[light chatter]

Damn. I don't believe it.

That's a very tasty act you

got there, my dear.

Thank you.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm in an audition.

What am I doing?

Have you seen this ad?

Is the audition over?

No. Stay upside down.

You interrupt my fun to show me my ad?

You wrote this in the paper? You

used your real name.

No sh*t. The name Louie Rimoli

used to mean something in some places.

In powerful organizations

it means "Kill with extreme prejudice."

That was a long time ago.

They've probably forgotten.

Yeah, yeah.

Louie,

Louie, these people don't forget.

Oh, okay.

You're hired.

Send in the next girl.

So I can finish my lunch.

You know I didn't join the Agency

to protect the scum of the earth.

Reformed scum of the earth.

That's what the Witness Protection

Program is all about.

Look over there.

Tell me what's reformed.

We're here to protect Louie Rimoli.

Can't judge a book by it's cover,

Agent Campbell.

This book should have been judged

a long time ago.

My mother was right.

I should have been a bible salesman.

What?

Bibles.

No way.

Way.

Well, whatever floats

your boat, I guess.

I thought you were a Buddhist.

What are we doing here, Swan? We can get

in big sh*t for this.

This is The Cat's job.

Don't worry, Leo, You're gonna give

yourself a heart attack.

We won't interfere, you know.

Just wanna put a face to the

reputation. That's all.

Nobody knows what she looks like.

Ah, that's why we're here. Okay?

Now, keep your eyes peeled.

One of these women coming

in or going out

is the infamous Cat.

You're next, doll face.

Hi.

Hi.

We're here for the audition.

Aren't we all.

It amazes me the lengths people go

to to get these auditions.

I know.

I like your shorts.

Are those real nylon?

Oh, excuse me,

do you guys know what the show's about?

About?

Yeah.

Yeah. The plot. The driving

force if you will.

Oh! Oh,

the driving force?

Yeah, it's about producing

erections.

Oh.

It's a musical about architecture.

That's unusual, right?

No, not really.

Producing. Cool!

Mmm.

(Louie) So, uh, what've

you got for me?

Surprise of a lifetime.

Uh-huh?

It's nice.

You got another surprise for me?

You like this?

Oh!

Ah! Just give uncle Louie a taste

maybe, huh?

You know what? Time is money.

Come with me.

Come on, show me what you got.

There's an idea.

The Godfather says goodbye.

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