
Blonde and Blonder
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 95 min
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Oh, something's back there.
Oh.
Oh.
[laughing] You got one, too.
Oh! Thanks.
You're welcome.
Oh.
Oh.
Nice outfit. I meant to tell
you back there.
Thanks.
Yours, too.
They think I'm crazy
to get this for flying.
[scoffs] Me too. Shows
what they know.
Yeah. It's all about taste.
[giggles] I'm Dawn.
Dee.
Cool. Dawn-Dee. [chuckles]
That's so cute.
I guess so.
Shall we take this baby up?
Sounds good to me.
So what's next?
Uh. We start the engine and we
take off into the sky.
Okay. They make it
sound so easy.
(Dee) That's how they
explained it to me.
(Dawn) Oh-uh, tell me if I'm doing
something wrong.
Okay. But I'm sure
you'll know first.
I'll just pay close attention.
[giggles] Wow, I feel like I'm
at Driver's Ed again.
Oh, thanks.
That's a cute pen.
Alright!
I want to take some notes.
Okay. Alright. So,
seatbelt, check.
Mirrors?
Don't see any.
Um. Blinkers?
Headlights?
I'm just gonna get my book out. Okay.
Um. Alright.
Well, I turn on the master switch,
then the ignition?
Okay.
Push the throttle.
[both laugh and yell]
(Both) We're flying!
Turn! Turn!
[laughs] I did it!
I can't believe it.
Okay. Miss St. Dom
and Miss Dee Twiddle.
some incredible sce--
Amazing? Incredible scenery.
[gasps heavily] No!
Ladies!
Ladies, stop the plane.
Ladies! Ladies!
Uh! Oh!
Stop the plane!
Alright, here we go!
Up, up and today!
[gasps and heaves] Oh-- Oh, God!
What's wrong, Frank?
Bernie's lost his mind. He took
off without clearance.
Bernie?
That'd be a first.
What the hell is he thinking?
You can ask him yourself.
Oh my God.
They took the plane.
Who took the plane?
Two blondes.
Blondes.
Blondes.
Blondes?
Oh my God.
We're flying!
I can't believe it!
Do you always get this
excited when you fly?
Yeah. Don't you?
Sure.
So when did you start flying?
Well, today's my first lesson.
Really? Me, too.
Oh, that's funny.
Sean Bromley steps up to the tee,
he's an amateur in this
Pro Am Tournament,
and as you might see,
a par here could tie
him for the day.
Oh my God!
We're gonna crash!
Look at that!
What a shot!
Right for the pin.
A hole in one?
Could it be?
Do something!
What?
(Both) Turn it off!
We're gonna crash!
Run for your life!
Look out!
Oh,
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the airplane has just made a hole in one.
We're going up to the plane
right now
there are two people inside,
They're okay!
There are two women
who just came out of the plane.
They seem to be okay.
We come in peace.
They're blond.
Uh, I'm a lawyer!
Yeah, me too.
I'm a lawyer.
I'm a litigation attorney.
Yeah, right here.
So,
the bastard's living in Vancouver.
Can you believe the nerve?
Took an add out using his real name.
Seems like old Louie hasn't changed a bit.
But the Witness Protection Program don't
They will soon enough.
Let me take him out, boss.
It would give me great pleasure.
No.
We need someone to move undetected.
Too many FBI protecting him.
In and out, in the blink of an eye.
The Cat's eye.
The Cat?
Who better to kill a rat?
The perfect assassin.
Still completely unknown even by me.
A mastermind killer with an IQ off the
scale of normal humans.
She's never failed.
Even her victims haven't
seen her. A ghost.
She's not completely unknown
we know she's a woman--
Don't interrupt me! Who's the freaking
Godfather here, huh?
I'm sorry, boss.
Alright.
A ghost,
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