Blonde Ambition Page #5

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I've been framed! Wait a minute!

Sorry, Betty. Bye-bye.

I'll make sure to clip Ziggy for you.

Hi.

- It is a disaster.

- All right, well, brush it.

We need layers.

To the New York Katie.

God, sit still!

Isn't this fun?

Extensions!

These will take you, my darling,

from a hair don't to a hairdo

I was homecoming queen

three years in a row.

And I was in charge of all the pep rallies

and all the decorations.

- Impressive.

- Wonderful.

- That must have been fun.

- So fun.

- Sounds like a lot of fun.

- Okay. Harvard Alumni Association.

- Yeah. Good.

- Yeah. Oh, that's great.

- All right, great. What else? What else?

- Yes. Something more.

- Any other service work, employment.

- A summer job.

I worked exchange and return

at the Piggly Wiggly one summer.

- The Piggly Wiggly.

- Well, what do you know about that?

- Okay.

- That's wonderful.

- The Stock Exchange. Yeah.

- That's what I was thinking.

- This looks good.

- That's all we need.

I think we're done here.

Oh, I just...

I really wanna thank you, Debra.

Thank you, Freddy,

for everything that you are doing.

I just feel so blessed.

So do we.

- Freddy? You take this to Richard.

- Yeah.

Okay.

- Wow. You get second place a lot.

- I'm aware of that.

Pap Paw says that second place

is better than no place.

Is that what he says? Good old Pap Paw.

What pearls of wisdom.

- Okay. Let's see. How you fitting, good?

- Yeah.

Confident? Okay.

- All right. You go get them, tiger.

- Okay.

- You look great. Get the job. Go get it.

- All right. I will.

Letter, Taylor. How're you doing?

- Mary. There you go.

- Thanks, Ben.

Philip. Enjoy.

Sorry about that.

I'm gonna call maintenance,

go get a new cart. Excuse me.

Hey.

What are you doing,

following me or something?

No! No, not at all.

I prefer the term "stalking."

Gosh. You really look great.

The heels must be

murder on the bike though, right?

Actually, I have an interview

with Richard Connelly today.

No kidding.

Iron Dick.

Say, you mind if I just...

Can I give you a little advice?

In the meeting with Iron Dick

just try and relax.

Who says I'm nervous?

I'm just saying...

When you go in there, just take it easy.

Dick's a real pussycat, you know.

He's gonna love you.

I don't like you.

Peppiness, in general, irritates me

and yours is impossible.

I don't like your choice of perfume

or the degree to which it's applied.

You must dive into a pool of it.

And that horsy grin insults us both.

What's wrong with your teeth?

They're too white.

They're like an artist's rendering of teeth.

Still, there are elements of your resume

I find mildly interesting, Miss Gregenstench.

Gregerstitch, sir.

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