Blonde Ambition Page #4

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Excuse me. Pap Paw says

that's compliments to the cook.

Is that right?

Hi, I'm trying

to locate one of your messengers.

I actually don't know her name,

but she's blonde.

She's got a great smile.

Cute dimples. Very soft skin.

Hello?

Oh, my God, Haley! Are you okay?

- What are you doing?

- Setting you free.

No, I'm Trapped.

I'm playing Trapped. We're doing

an emotional embodiment exercise.

It's really fun.

Jump in.

You look fantastic!

- He's Infatuation.

- I'm Katie.

Katie! Hi, Katie!

Get your meat hooks off of her.

Hi.

- I take it you're Jealous?

- Yeah, I was.

But I'm gonna go ahead

and flip-flop back to Aroused.

Scene?

Scene.

Scene!

Good work. Good work, everybody.

Excellent work.

You were terrific. Confused, right?

- She looks scared.

- Well, you were humping her.

- Your friends kind of creep me out.

- Yeah.

Hey, wait, these are real.

What's the occasion?

I got a job interview.

Oh, no, you talked to Bob next door.

Listen, that isn't a tour guide position.

It's an escort service, believe me.

No. A real job. At Connelly and Connelly.

Which means I get to help Pap Paw

pay off his mortgage at the store.

- That's amazing.

- I know.

I'm just glad

someone's having some luck around here.

My Cats audition was a disaster.

- What happened?

- I had a total meltdown.

I think they said they're gonna go

with a real dog or something. I don't...

Are you an idiot? I said no sesame seeds.

I am an idiot. Damn it! I'm such an idiot.

I'll pick them off, okay?

- I need you to focus, Freddy.

- Yes, what?

We're one step closer

to getting Richard booted out.

I love it when you talk booted.

We just need to get that dinosaur Bertha out

and that Okie bimbo in.

Once the puppet is planted,

you pull her strings and you sabotage Dick.

There you go.

- Are you kidding me with this?

- Sorry. Damn it!

Just go ahead and slap me.

- What do you think?

- I think not.

This is a job interview, not a bridal shower.

We need to make some changes.

You know what to do, Freddy.

But it was a really big hit

at the Minden Christmas formal.

I'm sure it was.

- But we're not in Kansas anymore.

- Oklahoma.

Oh, yes. It was a joke.

Max. The clothes. Please.

Oh, hey, hey, Freddy. Good morning.

You need to read this one.

Ziggy has done it again.

I'm sure he has.

Listen, Betty. I think I saw your nephew

down in the lobby.

Tyrone?

Yeah.

- Well, we thought he was dead.

- Really?

He's down in the lobby.

And he's got a little present

for his Aunty Betty.

Happy day!

- Come give Mama some sugar...

- Okay.

- Come on, now.

- Okay.

Security?

Yeah. You look smashing.

Turn around. What do you think?

Now we just have to work on this.

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