Blind Date Page #5

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and sense of humor.

Surprise?

Where's the badge with your name?

In my pocket.

Pin it on.

I know my name, you do too,

so what's the fuss?

I don't recall us being

on a first name basis.

And vice versa, but you're so direct

so I thought it would be fun

to close the gap.

See ya Kinia.

Kinia? Did you hear that?

Why are you constantly picking on her?

Don't you see who she is?

A conceited bugger.

This is not an information program,

but an entertainment show, right?

Just to remind you,

this show is going out live.

We don't pick our noses,

we don't chat with our girlfriends.

If one of the participants

says something stupid

we don't make awkward faces.

They are not Nobel prize winners

but normal boys and girls, right?

So get ready,

we're going live in 10 seconds!

Turn your eyes here! 10... 9... 8...

...3... 2... 1!

Welcome to another edition

of Blind Date!

A show providing exceptional

experiences to millions of viewers

and helping our contestants find

the other half they've dreamed of.

Who today decided

to find the love of his life?

Let's meet Karol.

Tell me why you chose this show

to find the love of your life?

Be brave!

It's just that I'm...

shy, and...

as a result I'm not lucky in love

and I thought that

maybe you could help me find

the girl of my dreams.

He's a cream cake.

Don't you see he's making fun?

And Majka came here

for a philosophy lecture, right?

And now let me present

our three candidates!

Our first candidate: Dominika!

Candidate No 2:
Majka!

Candidate No 3:
Klara!

And now, question time!

Tell me, dear ladies,

what do you value most in a man.

Klara?

He should be well built, sexy,

and dress well.

Well, that counts me out!

Maja?

In men I value everything

they usually lack,

but most of all I don't like conceited

snobs who think they're amusing.

Who would you want to be in life?

I would like to remain who I am,

but if you prefer I can say

I want to be your footstool.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think our Karol...

I'm going out.

Beautiful, isn't she?

Please don't throw up in the bathtub.

...is ready to decide who

he wants to spend the evening with.

I choose...

I choose... number...

Number 2, Majka!

- You're like the plague.

- And you?

How about a kiss?

Of course.

So, where are you taking us?

We'll soon find out.

Here are two envelopes.

- Who is going to draw?

- Maybe Majka.

Oh no, I don't want to take the blame.

Your left with no choice.

Be my guest.

What can I say. Here goes.

Envelope number 1.

A luxurious, weekly cruise

on a yacht in Nice.

I'm being told it's in France.

You'll see, she's going to be trouble.

No sweat.

Are you happy?

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