Blind Date

Synopsis: Lucille, a lonely lighthouse-keeper, surfs the net for company. Oblivious to the potential perils of internet dating, she prepares a romantic supper for two.
Genre: Animation, Short
Director(s): Nigel Davies
  1 win & 1 nomination.
4 min

It was a mistake. I'm sorry. Cezary.



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A year later...

I'd go in if I were you.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

They really suit you.

I'll take it!

- Hello.

- Hi.

That's Karolina, my blessing

and soon, my wife.

Can one have two wifes in Poland?

I'm getting divorced next week.

"Paris is worth a Mass".

Your wife didn't commit suicide?

She's so... fragile.

She's a fake.

She faked her visits to the analyst,

she faked her suicidal thoughts...


Czarek, please pay and let's go.

You're developing.

Taking new lessons, are we?

Do you know Czech?

We understand each other without words.

I'm sorry, but I've changed my mind.


I wish you all the best, and by the way...

you look beautiful.

Good luck. Bye.

Darling, lets go.

You know that after shopping

I need to have sex.

Sex, of course...

Why did you stick with him

in the first place.

One year of studies down the drain,

two years of tears...

But the bouquets of flowers he gave you

were impressive, I must admit.

Forget-me-nots with white feathers...

The one with all green flowers

was my favorite.

Stop it.

Kuba! Majka!

End your therapy session.

We have a full house!

We're coming!

This one has a concussion.

I'm taking him to the hospital.

I knew it would finish this way

once the penalty was given.

At least now we know that Arsenal fans

are better in Marshall-Arts.


Well then, sleep well.

It's going to be a short one.

I've got an exam at 10 am.

Some people have all the luck.

- Hi, Majka.

- Hi.

- Need a lift?

- No thanks.

- Jump in, I'll walk home.

- No, really. Thanks.

- See you later boys.

- Take care.

Evenings spent with British

football fans are not a waste of time.

- Can you hear that?

- Aha.

Especially when the title

of your dissertation is:

"Analysis of the colloquial language

of British citizens".

"Analysis of great

agglomerations in England".


She really does sing well.

Yes, but I wonder

if the neighbors think the same.

Thank you.

Dinner is served.

Hi girls. What a lovely smell.

She has a nose like a police hound.

It leads her home

exactly at the right moment.

Next time I won't even let her

look at the food.

Just because she did her nails

two hours earlier does not mean

she can't wash the dishes.

When she does finally hook a male,

she won't see the end of washing dishes.

I told him,

that I do the dishes

not earlier than on the fifth date.

And I don't clean the sink

before the wedding.

But you jump into bed on the first one.

She's going to have a great career.


I've prepared dinner

and you're the only guest.

I've lit the candles.

I'm sorry, but I just ate.

Put the candles out.

We'll use them another time.

Well, that's that.

I love you anyway.

I love you too. Bye.

You know what?

You're behaving like a piglet.

Piglet? Rather like a common pig!

A new guy and we're not informed?

Idiots. That was Kuba on the phone.

Am I right?

No way.

A candle-lit dinner with a gay?

That's a first.


You're completely fucked-up.

You should have taken the flat

your grandmother left.

What do I need such a large flat for?

So that first some chick nestles down,

and then twins on my head

You could sell it

and get yourself a smaller one.

With a small wardrobe.

This prevents chicks from settling down.

The best way to avoid that

is to have a lousy bathroom.

The most important thing?

A faulty gas boiler.

The lady wants to wash

and experiences a shock: Cold water!

I apologize, order a taxi,

and sleep alone

in my own bed.

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