Blankman Page #5

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...you got three seconds

to get the hell out of here!

- One...

- Two, three.

Go ahead and shoot me.

Look what you made me do!

I had to kill a guy in this goddamn alley!

Give me my money!

Want to try it again?

What the hell are you?

Try shooting him in the head.

Yeah, shoot him in the head.

That's right.

I'll shoot him in the head.

Let's get out of here. Come on.

Don't call me by my real name.

You're blowing my secret identity.

Nobody knows who you are.

Let's go, Loonyman!

I don't believe you.

I almost had him.

Did you like my Bruce Lee stuff?

That's what I was going to do.

I was gonna karate chop...

Just come on.

Hey, Chuck...

...you got to hear this.

Tell him who you've come to see.

I want to speak to the Commissioner.

Tell him why. Tell him why.

I'm a crime fighter.

I had a run-in with some punks last night.

I'm trying to get police cooperation

as I take these street punks down.

I don't see what's so funny.

What about your name?

Tell him your name.

Okay. I don't have one yet.

But I'm leaning toward Brotherman.

ls there someone behind me?

What's the joke?

I got a name for you.

How about Shithead Man?

I want to see the Commissioner.

I'll go get him.

Oh, Commissioner?

Shithead Man's here to see you!

- He's busy.

- This is not a joke.

I'm not leaving here, darn it,

until I see the Commissioner!

The judge said he can go

as long as you take him to a shrink.

Thanks a lot, Officer.

'Bye, guys. And remember what I said:

A life of crime is a waste of what?

- Eat me.

- Take a hike!

I really think I reached a couple of them.

Darryl, what is this?

An aerial view of the Fiji Islands.

And this?

A decorative Incan burial mask.

And these?

That's a tough one.

I'll pass.

You sure you want to pass?

The South American "Twitsue" butterfly.

I got to tell you, Kevin:

Not only is your brother normal,

he's actually rather brilliant.

The only problem I see is he's a geek.

No, no, no. He's got problems.

He thinks he's a superhero.

Tell him how you're a superhero.

I'm not a superhero, silly-billy.

Are you going to chump me?

Tell him how you fight crime.

I'm an ordinary citizen.

The police fight crimes.

What's gotten into you lately?

He is a superhero.

Last night, when we were fighting crime,

he got shot. Bullets bounced right off him!

See, he invented a jacket

that bullets bounce right off.

I can't get any sleep lately because of

him. There's this female at my workplace.

She thinks I'm not right,

'cause she caught me talking to my nuts.

You were talking to your testicles?

No! I was talking to Darryl

through my belt buckle.

You were talking to Darryl's testicles?

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