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- Not now, I'm busy.

- Closer. Roger.

This is as close as I can talk.

I would love to play with you,

but now is not the time. I got work to do.

When I've finished my work,

we'll go in the bathroom.

I'll play with you then.

Make sure everything's working.

We can check you out.

I thought about it.

And I just changed my mind.

I wasn't talking to my jammy!

Oh, damn.

$5 from the Johnsons.

They don't have two nickels

to rub together, and they still pitched in.

People know a good cause

when they see one.

Nobody moves! Give me all your money!

Now! That's it!

- That, too! Hand it over!

- They're checks.

Hand it over!

You ought to think about showering

if you want to remain anonymous.

Good evening.

Michael Minelli sends his regards.

Stop it! What are you doing?

Darryl, talk.

You haven't said a word all night.

What are you doing? Stop this!

Help me, somebody!

Come here!

He's got a knife!

Oh, God, I'm going to die!

Thank you, young man.

The rest of you ain't sh*t!

Gee whiz, Kevin. Look what's happening

to our neighborhood.

They're gambling right out in the open.

They're just throwing bones.

Look at that car.

They have no respect for the law anymore.

They're selling drugs

right across the street from our house!

Darryl, it's a crack house.

That's what they do, sell crack.

They shouldn't be doing that.

They're apes.

That's a crack house.

Come here! Darryl!

You can't walk in no crack house!

Those people are animals.

- They'd sell their own babies for a hit.

- That's why someone should close it down!

I got news for you, Urkel.

You don't need a permit

to open up a crack house.

You close that one,

another one'll open up next to it.

You can't walk around like some vigilante.

- Why not? Batman did it.

- Batman?

That was fantasy. He had everything.

You live in reality. You got nothing.

You're no Batman.

Maybe I ought to be.

Bring your goofy ass on!

It's politics as usual

in the Mayor's Office.

Newly elected Mayor Marvin Harris has

reappointed to the building commission...

...several reputed associates

of crime lord Michael Minelli.

So much for campaign promises.

In other news:
With no end to

the budget crisis in sight...

...unpaid police continue a citywide work

slowdown. Which raises the question:

As crime escalates,

who will keep our streets safe?

I'm Kimberly Jonz

and I'm saying good night.

- Darryl!

- What?

What's going on?

What are you doing in there?

I'm busy.

Come on.

Stop all that noise. Let's go back to bed.

Wait! Don't go yet!

I want to show you something!

Kevin, are you ready?

You better be because here I come!

Look, I'm a crime fighter!

What do you think?

If you walk out on the street like that...

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