Black Irish Page #4
Well, chastity,
for one.
You know, I'm not
exactly comfortable
with the idea
of being...chaste.
That's a doozy.
Are you getting laid?
Are ya?
Stop. No.
it's all I can think about.
Perfectly natural.
Listen, from age 13
through my late 20s,
was pus--
w-was sex.
Really?
Really.
Then I met your mother.
Wait a minute.
You know about the birds
and the bees, right?
You know how the whole
thing works, don't you?
Yeah, Dad, I know.
Yeah, well, I know you know.
Attending that institution
to the world.
Yeah, well,
I got it figured out.
Well, you know, it's not
like you see in Playboy.
You know,
it gets all wet--
I--
You know, this--
That's okay, you know?
But not too much.
And, uh,
[clears throat]
always, always gift wrap
your package.
You know, protection.
We're gonna--
We're gonna be late.
Uh--
[clears throat]
Yeah.
[car approaching,
radio blaring]
# Everything that we
believed in, it all
turned out to be a lie #
[car, radio off]
[car door opens, closes]
Taking matters
into your own hands?
Is your boyfriend David
gonna drive the bus?
The f*ggot.
Go away, Terry.
I don't wanna deal with you
right now.
Come on. Get in.
I'll drive you...
wherever you wanna go.
You know you have a fine,
young ballplayer here.
Why, next season I'd wager
he'll make it into
the starting rotation.
There isn't gonna be
a next season, Father.
We're taking our son
out of St. Mark's.
Out?
I've always thought
that Cole was here
because his faith
was central to him.
Have you found something
more important in your life?
No. No, Father.
Not-- Not at all.
It's, um--
It's the most important work
a man can do.
It's just--
It's-- It's just that--
Yeah.
Right now--
No one becomes
a priest nowadays.
I don't want my son
to become some sort of freak.
He's going
in a different direction.
Isn't that right?
Mr. McKay, I'd hardly
label our calling freakish.
Well, you might wanna consider
getting the Church
a good publicist then,
because, uh, you know,
your calling's been taking
a serious hit lately.
Here's the bottom line:
The kid's hormones
He's no longer
interested.
Isn't that right?
Not exactly.
Have you made any short
or long-term plans?
I'm gonna
go to public school,
and, uh, I thought
I'd work as a waiter.
For now.
[sighs]
You've been such
a promising student.
Exemplary in all ways.
And now you'd prefer to serve
hamburgers instead of God?
It's a lot more practical.
McDonald's has served a few
more than Catholicism has.
How many billions
they up to now?
[chuckling]
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