Birdemic: Shock and Terror Page #4

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a great job, Rod.

And we appreciate

your contribution. Thank you.

Thank you.

You like it?

I'm gonna get the real

Ferrari Spider F430 soon.

So what are you gonna do

with your newfound wealth?

I think I'm going on break.

Early retirement.

No car?

Well, with that new

fashion model chick

you might want to impress

her with a Ferrari.

I don't think

she's materialistic.

When are you

gonna grow up, man?

Chicks love cars.

If you want to get

into their pants,

you'd better have

a nice hot Ferrari.

She's my hot Ferrari.

Besides, I love my mustang,

which is a plug-in hybrid.

It gets 100mpg.

Anyways,

I'm thinking about

opening up a green

tech company.

Really?

Oh, by the way,

I know your

girlfriend Nathalie.

She's my girlfriend's

best friend.

- Huh, small world.

- Yeah.

And they're planning on setting

us up for a double date.

- It's gonna be fun.

- Yeah.

Man, that was a good movie...

"an inconvenient truth."

That is it.

I'm getting myself a car

that's environmentally friendly.

- Yeah.

- Good, you're finally listening to me.

That's right.

Hey, Mai and I got

to get back to work.

So, uh...

Just trot off.

Work?

Yeah, you know,

sensual work.

Oh, I see.

Understood.

Well, you guys have

a good time.

Yeah, all right.

With Mass Solar's nano-based

solar panels,

they cost the manufacturer

for one watt of electricity 10 cent.

That's a fraction

of the cost

of a recurring silicon-based

solar panel

which is $4 per watt.

So a 3-kilowatt

Mass Solar nano-based

solar-powered system

would probably cost around

$300-$500.

At this price everyone

can afford solar power

for their home

or businesses.

With these panels,

solar power will be available

and affordable for everyone.

No need for leasing

or financing

an expensive $20,000

silicon-based solar panel.

Is there a patent?

Yes, Mass Solar

owns the patent to this technology.

Good.

Who are your competitors?

Companies like Sun Power,

Silicon Valley Solar.

But these companies'

solar panels

are based on

silicon technology,

which is very expensive

to manufacture.

That's why

it's for $4 per watt.

On the other hand,

Mass Solar's manufacturing process

is simple,

it's low cost

and it uses nanotechnology.

That's why we're able to

deliver 10 per watt.

So how much funding

are you requesting?

$10 million.

Guys, this is revolutionary

green tech.

Contingent upon agreement

on our terms sheets,

- we're going to fund you.

- Awesome.

- Oh, lovers on the moon.

- Yeah.

Oh, look how cute.

The sea is so beautiful.

Yes, it is.

You know, all life

came from the sea.

I mean, look at us.

We're made of water. So...

So what is

your ideal man?

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