Birdemic: Shock and Terror Page #3

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and he's ambitious.

And he's interested

in what I have to say

Instead of trying to get

something from me. So he's great.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Now what does he do for a living?

He's a software salesman.

Oh listen, invite him

over for dinner.

I'd love to meet him.

Maybe in time, mom,

when we get better acquainted.

Well, I can understand that.

You know, look,

keep me...

You know, keep me informed

along the way.

- All right.

- How's modeling going?

It's great, mom.

I got a job with Victoria's secret.

- No way!

- Yeah.

Are you serious?

Oh my gosh.

Oh, honey, you know I've always been

supportive of your modeling career.

It's just such

a tough business to be in.

It is. Thank you, mom.

I'm well on my way.

Well, listen.

If things don't work out,

it doesn't hurt to have

a secure financial husband

to support you.

Or, you know, a real estate

career to fall back on.

Okay, mom.

Thanks.

You told me about

a dozen times already.

You know I always

love your advice.

Actually, I've got

to get going.

I just wanted to drop by

and say hi to you

and to tell you

all about my new gig.

Well, does the gig

pay well?

- Yes, it does.

- Ooh, that's my girl.

I need to get the phone.

Hello?

Hey, Mai.

Yeah?

It's Nathalie.

Oh, hi.

What are you doing?

What does it sound

like I'm doing?

Rick is here

in bed with me.

Sorry to interrupt.

Listen, do you want to go

on a double date with me?

I don't know.

Why?

I just met this guy Rod

and he's terrific.

Sounds fun.

I'll let Rick know.

Great.

I'll set it up.

Want to go on

a double date with me?

Why not?

My friend Nathalie

just met someone named Rod.

You remember,

the fashion model?

Oh yeah.

With Rod?

My buddy Rod.

He was telling me

last week

he met a fashion model

named Nathalie.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

Man, this is gonna be fun.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Please help me give

a warm welcome

for our c.E.O.

Bill Star.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have some great news.

Our board of directors has

agreed to the acquisition

of N.C.T. Software

by oracle corporation

For $1 billion.

A billion.

A billion.

You guys...

You guys have worked hard

and you've all earned your

stock option. Congratulations.

You you you you and you.

So I guess the meeting's

adjourned.

Congratulations.

Good work.

You bet.

You bet.

- Congratulations.

- Way to go, Bill.

The negotiating man.

Oh yeah!

- Thank you so much.

- What are you getting with your money?

So now you've got a big payday

with your big stock option, huh?

Yeah, I earned it.

All those big deals I did with N.C.T.

and millions of dollars

in revenue and sales.

Well, you've done

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