Bio-Dome Page #6

This is

Joachim West reporting.

I told you we were into

nurturing Mother Earth.

But you didnt believe us.

Now you guys

are thinking locally...

and were acting globally.

Just get out of there.

Cant. We signed up.

Were part of

the few and the proud.

Part of the problem.

Come on, you guys.

This is an important

biological experiment.

Youll ruin everything.

Maybe youre not aware of it...

but were a vital part

of the homeosystem.

Dont you think your couch

is having withdrawals?

Are we supposed to wait

a whole year...

for you to get out?

Mo-Mo and Porkchop,

there comes a time in life...

when we must sacrifice

that is most dear to us...

for the greater good

of saving the world...

and now is that time.

Is that how you really feel?

No. This is how

I really feel.

Budly, theres people around.

I miss it.

I know. I miss you.

lm proud of you.

So I guess this is good-bye?

I guess.

Attention. Dinner is served.

Well, we got to go. Bye.

Bye.

Day one, in the books.

Cheers, mate.

Whats with this kibble?

Are you guys

trying to poison us?

You dont like soy casserole?

Crap tastes like

it came out of Romulus.

Maybe it did.

Soy is our principal

source of protein.

Youll learn to love it.

Could you at least

make it taste like chicken?

A little bouillon base,

paprika?

Spice it up a little?

Otherwise, lll shrivel up

like a supermodel.

I am so fat.

No, youre not.

Nobody likes me.

Youre beautiful.

People didnt like me

in high school.

- Everybody loves you.

- Youre so sweet, Naomi.

Avez-vous a cigarette?

Squirly, you sleeping?

You sleeping?

What did you hit me for?

I cant sleep.

Think back at those sleepovers

we used to have.

Maybe then

youll be able to sleep.

OK.

Whats up, Buddy?

lm the weasel.

OK, my turn.

Peanut butter and jelly

with bacon. Thats easy.

Whoa, buddy.

Good call, man.

Keep on cruising.

Keep on going down the line.

Mixed green salad

with blue cheese dressing.

Bro, that was fully major, dude.

Your beak always knows, buddy.

Keep on cruising.

Come on, buddy.

Keep it cruising.

Wait. Its over here now.

Yo, Mo. Check it out.

Your friends Bob and Darrell

are getting tail.

A**holes.

If I were you...

ld go out and hump

for the next year.

If I were you, Russ,

ld have my mouth...

full of shotgun

with my toe on the trigger.

Its frightening

how much you want me.

Stubby, thriving on chaos!

Those will sell better

than Iron Maiden merch.

Lets hope so.

I just want

you gentlemen to remember...

how important you are

to this whole experiment.

Feel free to contribute.

You are an integral part

of the Bio-Dome system.

Since you put it that way...

were thinking of you producing

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