Bio-Dome Page #5

were our own tour guides.

All right, everybody...

do not feed the animals,

stay together...

and no flash photography.

And remember,

here at Bio-Dome...

were dependent on balancing

homos within the system.

Now everybody

stay with the group.

Follow me this way.

Jerk, you shouldnt

have hit me so hard.

Oh, my God, come here.

Hey, theres no knob here!

Oh, God, here we go.

Olivia, whats with this door?

lts not opening.

Of course it wont open.

That door wont open again

for an entire year.

Nothing goes in or out.

Not even air.

It would take a Sherman tank

to open that door.

So what youre saying is...

You cant get out.

- Were stuck here.

- For 12 months.

Thats right.

- 12 months?

- 52 weeks.

Yes.

385 days?

Yes, yes, yes.

So what youre really

trying to say is...

Stubby, Squirly... tribal!

lm a Sherman tank.

Sherman tank!

Sherman tank!

Doyle, Doyle, Doyle

of the jungle

Friend to you and me

Watch out for that tree.

Whered you go?

Where did you come from?

My mom and the authorities

are still figuring that out...

but hey, do you know

theres a jungle in here?

Yes, I do.

Whoever thought of

putting a jungle...

in Arizona

is a petty smart guy.

Whoa! Barbarella!

What are you doing,

making smoothies?

No.

Nature is about miracles, Bud.

A goat is a miracle.

A carrot is a miracle.

And youre a miracle, too,

Petri.

Whats up, Doc?

Why are you putting that guy

in the rice paddy?

Tilapia are an integral part

of our food supply.

We adopted

a technique from Asia.

The fish eat the algae,

then fertilize the rice.

So these tipitilia,

theyre going on the rice?

Crapping on the rice.

In crude laymans terms, yes.

Does Uncle Ben know about this?

Hey, I know yoga.

Look.

I do it like that.

Sometimes, I can lick

my back, too. Watch.

Then I roll over like this.

The tide monitor

needs attention.

Really, I can...

Thank you.

Wait. Dont go anywhere.

lll show you

some other maneuvers later.

You should see what...

God, my sciatic.

Come quick.

You gotta see this!

Your sciatic?

Bad?

Get it!

You should see

what she did with a carrot.

Russell, theres beer cans

in the trash in the kitchen...

in the trash

in the bathroom...

and in the trash

in the basement.

What does that say?

Were out of beer?

Mom, would you please

tell your love slave...

that if hes not

part of the solution...

hes part of the problem?

The only problem I have

is lve run out of Depends.

There is a bathroom

right around the corner.

I cannot

go to the bathroom.

I hurt my bladder

Rollerblading.

Hey, look at that.

Theres that guy Bob...

who I chased out of here

the other day.

Theyre on TV!

Its amazing!

Can you believe it?

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