Billy Madison Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 89 min
- 13,603 Views
for an hour then call it quits.
You get your ass out there
and you find that f***in' dog!
I think it's time to play dodge ball.
You're out! O'Doyle rules!
(sitar music )
Billy. What are you doing back?
I'm out.
Well, that just means you stay
off to the side until a new game starts.
That's OK. I'm kinda tired anyway.
I'll just sit here and colour or something.
Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.
Not just for you boys and girls,
but for Miss Lippy, too. So stay outside.
(children ) Whoa!
Now you're all in big, big trouble.
(~ 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones )
You're out!
Oh, yeah!
(bell rings )
Lunchtime!
I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good.
Wanna trade me the rest of it
for this banana?
You know how badly I can beat you, right?
Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis
is the best video game ever.
I disagree. It's a very good game, but I
think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
- Donkey Kong sucks.
- You know somethin'? You suck.
~ Now my song has just begun
~ With a rum tum taddelum,
Old John Braddelum
~ Hey, what country folk we be
~ Roosters crow,
cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
~ With a rum tum taddelum,
Old John Braddelum
~ Hey, what countryfolk we be
~ I like you and you like me
Hey! That's very nice of you to pick up
your little brother here at school.
He's not my brother. He's my son.
- You gotta be kiddin' me.
- Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class.
I heard he's retarded or something.
(laughs )
Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make
Mommy and Daddy a lot of money.
Daddy's in prison, and he won't
be home for a long time.
My dear Lord.
Yeah! Yeah, well, I gotta get goin'
right now. I gotta get on the bus.
I ride the bus for the city
and watch the bus drivers.
This programme to make sure
they turn the wheels right...
Billy, you forgot your stuff.
Come on, honey.
Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!
- (phone rings )
- Yes.
- (secretary ) Brian Madison for you.
- Tell him I'm out to lunch.
Billy Madison.
A buffoon. And yet a threat
to my eventual takeover of this company.
A menace.
And what do we do with a menace?
We eliminate it.
- Tricia Labonte?
- Here.
- Scotty Logan?
- Here.
- Billy Madison?
- (blows raspberry )
(laughing )
Hm...
Hey. Look at all this milk.
- You want some of this milk?
- That milk belongs to that classroom.
Oh. They don't gots to know about it.
It could be our milk.
No milk will ever be our milk.
Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
How 'bout you, sideburns?
You want some of this milk?
Rather have a beer.
I drew the duck blue because
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