Bill Cosby: Far from Finished Page #5

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see ... that's my wife

I got no answer.

she just ... she just walked out

and they know ... they know

that they're not your friend

because you could do like this

after she did like this

you could call her back

and say :
love , do me a favor

don't ever do this again !

no ... I'm just making up something

I didn't say...

so ... so ..so

so , don't ever do this again

because when I have something set on

my table

I want it on the table the way I want it

isn't this fun ?

some guy , an idiot ...

in the audience , one night said to me :

Is your wife here ?

stupid ... dose it sound like

she's here ?

I don't want you moving

my stuff again !

I don't care for put it upside

down

or lay it like that

leave my stuff alone !

... Dear !

who do you think you're talking to ?

- my friend

No you're not either

Buster !

keep it up , you will die by yourself

so you have to just understand that

things are gonna move,

let them move ,

But she's not your friend.

No, no, no, no, no.

Let me give you an example.

I fly into Massachusetts.

Get in my car.

2:
30 in the morning.

I'm driving,

hour, 15-minute drive,

going home.

All of a sudden,

I smell a wire burning.

15 minutes out, wire burning,

smell smoke,

the lights are dimming.

All of a sudden, the car...

vroo...

And I negotiate over,

I put it in park,

turn off the key.

I go around, I lift the hood.

This ends my knowledge

of how to fix the car.

I come back round, and I...

2:
45 A.M...

I dial my friend.

His name is Ed.

He's around my age.

So I said...

phone's ringing...

You know.

So Ed...

he picks up the phone.

Now, he's asleep.

2:
45.

He says...

you know, he tried to talk.

I said :
"Ed."

He said :
"Cos."

That's my friend!

Ed!

That's my friend Ed!

All I said was "Ed."

He said :
"Cos."

He said :

"Are you all right?"

My friend Ed wanted to know...

He was asleep,

and all I said was "Ed."

"Cos, are you all right?"

I said :
"Ed, I'm fine.

"I'm driving my car, Ed.

I'm I-91 North.

"I'm an hour out from my house.

"I smell wire burning.

"There's smoke,

engine lights go out, Ed,

"and, Ed, my car is gone.

"It's just stopped,

and I'm wondering, Ed,

if you'll come and get me."

My friend Ed said :

"Cos...

"Let me get dressed.

I'll be there."

My friend...

- Ed.

- No, say it!

Ed!

There you go.

My friend!

Ed !

Ed....nah, I didn't ask you

to say it again.

When I do like that,

that's when you say it .

My friend Ed

is coming to get me.

He gave me a choice.

He said :

"Cos, let me get dressed."

I could've said :

"Don't get dressed, Ed.

Come and get me."

My friend Ed is coming.

Now, let's... let's go

to this other person.

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