Bill Cosby: Far from Finished Page #4

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Yeah, not... they're not

where they belong.

And you will find out,

when you ask very nicely,

"Dear..."

you have to.

"Dear, have you seen my..."

And then, as you

stay married longer, they...

They get to sound

like judge Judy.

"I'm talking now.

I put it where it belongs."

And then you're scared.

You say...

You're scared to say,

"Well, where is that?"

things start to move...

you could be sitting , I'm telling you

these things belong to her

it's not evil ...

it's just that...

you don't know that

she gave me a room !

she said :
come here

I want to show you, your room

I said :
am I being punished ?

no bill , I fixed the room for you

I didn't ask her to ,

nor she did ask me

what I like

she said :
I put everything in there that

you like

so ther was a big TV

like this...

like this...

and it was about this far from my face

but it's not bad because when you

you know , you take the remote

once you learn how to do that

specially when you turn it on ,

and move

because the thing will suck

so ...

she...she.. she showed me the room

and now I sit in it

because this is my room and I ...

I sit... and I

and sometimes she will come by and

peek in

and she says ... one time

she said :

oh... there you are !

and then she walked away !

so.. so ..I went after her

and said :
yes dear?

she said :
what ?

I said :
yes...yes..

what do you want ?

she said :
I don't want anything .

I said :
but called me !

she said :
no I didn't .

I said :
yes you did there

she said :
when did I called you bill ?

I said :
you stopped back at the room

and you said :
There you are !

she said :
that's right

I wasn't calling you

I said :
oh... there you are .

because you where there ,Bill

so I said :
yeah , but why did you have

to tell me that I'm ...

and guess what ?

I knew I was gonna win this one

cause she said :

I don't wanna talk about this

All you husbands know this :

People will say,

"Is your wife your friend?"

You say, "My best friend."

"My best friend."

Because they better say it.

I-I know that's not

a good understanding

of a friendship,

that you better say it,

but that's the way it is

with your wife.

Because she's not your friend,

so you better say

she's your friend.

No, she's not your friend.

That's your wife.

Way above a friend.

See, this was your friend,

and you wanted to die

with somebody.

Here she is.

You see?

So now, this is your wife.

So you could get a friend

just being a regular,

you know, nice person

or something.

But a wife is special.

But they want you to say,

"She's my friend."

let me give you an example

Excuse me ...

.... Dear ...

why did you moved this ?

when ... I.. when.. I had it this way ?

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