Bill Burr: Let It Go Page #3
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YEAH, I HAD TO.
DECIDED NOT TO, BUT I WENT HOME
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "THERE IS
THERE'S NO WAY.
THERE'S NO WAY."
PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN, LIKE, ASKING
QUESTIONS.
JUST LIKE, "SO YOU'RE JUST..."
[laughter]
"YOU'RE JUST GONNA TELL JOKES,
YOU KNOW?
TALK ABOUT DISEASE AND WISH I ON PEOPLE AND MAKE FUN OF
CUL-DE-SAC AND HAVE A COUPLE OF
KIDS AND GRADUALLY RESEN EVERYONE AND THEN TAKE YOUR OWN
LIFE?
[laughter]
YEAH.
MARRIED.
LIKE, IN MY HEAD, IT ALL MAKES
SENSE.
LIKE, I--YOU KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BU IT JUST--IT SCARES ME.
WHEN I SEE MARRIED GUYS, I JUS GET, LIKE, NERVOUS, MAN, THA I'M JUST GONNA BE, LIKE, THA STEREOTYPICAL MARRIED GUY, YOU
KNOW?
JUST, LIKE, A SHELL OF MY FORMER
SELF.
THAT SILVER LADDER JUST SCOOPING
[laughter]
KNOW.
"HEY, BILL, HOW'S IT GOING?"
PRETTY GOOD.
BIGGER, YOU KNOW.
I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS SHIRT FOR
11 YEARS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY
DREAMS, YOU KNOW.
'CAUSE IT'S QUIET.
AND THINK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE
BEEN.
YEAH."
MY NEIGHBOR'S NOT EVEN LISTENING
TO ME.
GARDEN HOSE HE BOUGHT A BROOKSTONE.
HE'S CONVINCED IT WAS DESIGNED
BY NASA.
"ACTUALLY, IT'S GOT TWO NOZZLES,
ONE FOR THE HOT AND ONE FOR THE
COLD."
REALLY?
IS IT LONG ENOUGH TO GO AROUND
BOTH OUR NECKS AND THE CHIMNEY
THIS?
THAT'S ALL I REALLY CARE ABOU YOU AND YOUR LITTLE GARDEN HOSE.
[laughter]
MENTIONED KILLING MYSELF THERE.
[laughter]
I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT,
ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE I DID THA JOKE WHEN I WAS DOWN IN THE
REALLY SERIOUSLY.
SHE CAME UP TO ME AT THE END OF
THE SHOW, AND SHE'S LIKE,
ABOUT DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
ARE YOU?
YOU'RE NOT REALLY..."
AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO, NO.
I'M JUST JOKING.
I'M JUST JOKING."
SHE GOES, "GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU
KNOW, YOU CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN IF
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, YOU
[bleep], YOU KNOW?"
[laughter]
I JUST LIKE FREAKING OUT PEOPLE
CHECKLIST.
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