
Bill Burr: Let It Go
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- 2010
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[quirky rock music]
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT HERE.
OKAY, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, I DIDN'T CURE ANYTHING.
JESUS CHRIST.
[laughter]
[bleep] LIFETIME ACHIEVEMEN AWARD OUT HERE.
[laughter]
[laughs]
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
WORST OF PEOPLE.
[laughter]
I REALLY AM.
ANIMALS--SOME OF THE ANIMALS I
SEE.
LIKE, I WAS IN THE AIRPORT THE
OTHER DAY, RIGHT?
I'M SITTING THERE WAITING FOR MY
WATCHING THIS--WATCHING
THIS LADY.
LIKE, THREE OF THEM RIGHT DOWN
GULLET.
AND WHEN SHE WAS DONE, SHE WIPED
[laughter]
LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
CORNERS," AND, "AHHHH."
STRAIGHT-RAZOR SHAVED.
HE WAS SO OUT OF SHAPE, HE WAS,
LIKE, TRYING TO ITCH HIS BACK,
AND HE COULDN'T REACH IT, SO HE
FLOOR OF THE AIRPORT AND JUS WALKS UP, AND HE JUST STARTS,
LIKE, RUBBING UP AGAINST I LIKE A GRIZZLY BEAR.
JUST SITTING THERE.
JUST A [bleep] ANIMAL.
[laughter]
IT'S, LIKE, RIDICULOUS.
I WANT IT.
WE NEED A PLAGUE.
PLAGUE.
IT'S GOT TO HAPPEN, AND DON'T BE
AFRAID.
IT'S ONLY GONNA--IT'S ONLY GONNA
TAKE SOME VITAMINS.
JUST...
YOU'VE GOT TO LET MOTHER NATURE
DO HER THING, MAN.
SHE KEEPS TRYING TO HELP US OUT,
KEEPS TRYING TO THIN THE HERD,
LIKE, "OH, GO DOWN AND GET YOUR
VACCINATION."
WHY?
WHY?
SO EGG MCMUFFIN LADY CAN BREED
YOU KNOW?
SERIOUSLY, PLAGUE, IT'S LIKE
NATURE'S FOREST FIRE,
YOU KNOW?
DEAD WOOD.
[laughter]
WE'RE THE ONLY--WE'RE THE ONLY
WE REALLY ARE.
YOU KNOW?
HIS PAW, AND EVERYBODY'S,
"SLOW DOWN.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
AND IT'S LIKE, "[bleep] HIM."
[laughter]
ON THE SERENGETI.
[laughter]
JUST STANDING THERE IN GRIDLOCK
LIKE, "WHAT THE [bleep] IS
DUDE, GO.
JUST [bleep] GO."
AN HOUR LATER, YOU GET UP THERE.
THERE'S SOME HYENA LICKING HIS
BALLS.
HOLDUP, RIGHT?
LIKE YOU NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE.
[laughter]
SO I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, MAN.
YOU KNOW?
HER.
WINFREY SHOW,
AND I LOVE, LIKE, WATCHING HER
SOMETHING STUPID, AND THE SECOND
SHE DOES, I JUST TAKE IT OUT ON
MY GIRL, BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE.
[laughter]
NO, IT'S WHAT I DO.
OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW.
OPRAH'S ON THERE.
SHE'S INTERVIEWING SOME CLAM,
YOU KNOW, AND...
[laughter]
RIDICULOUS INTRO, LIKE, "SHE'S
DONE THIS.
SHE'S DONE THAT.
SHE'S DONE THIS.
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