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and some pastries, of course.

And then, you know, you

got a little fruit platter.

Coffee was good, but it really

wasn't a latte of any kind.

It was just a

small black coffee.

And then the tater

tots were nice,

and eggs, but not scrambled.

A little bit of cheese...

Don't you ever shut up?

I'm totally coming

onto you here.

(gentle tropical music)

Look at that.

Shotguns are loaded.

(gentle tropical music)

Crocodile, how about it?

Let's see what you can do.

(gunshot)

Gotta hit the eye.

Better luck next time.

I wish that it was

me in there swimming.

(gentle tropical music)

(dissonant electronic music)

(dramatic music)

(hissing)

(growling)

(playful jazz music)

Good God.

Help me, please.

We've gotta get

you out of here.

No, no, no.

Let's go.

(dramatic electronic music)

(growling)

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

Put me down.

No.

You'll never get away with this.

(Bigfoot grunting)

What are you doing?

Are you trying to make me dance?

Well, why didn't you just

say that, you big oaf?

(funky dance music)

(rhythmic exotic music)

[Narrator] It happened

two million years ago.

(gentle dramatic music)

In steaming swamps and

prehistoric jungles.

(birds squawking)

The earliest manlike

creature walked the Earth.

Not human, more beast than man.

A monster of evolution.

(birds squawking)

It walked across

the eons of time,

slowly changing, becoming

more and more human,

more and more advanced.

These initial

discoveries were made

mostly in the snowbound

regions of the world,

parts of Alaska, Canada,

most often by mountaineering

expeditions in the Himalayas.

(bright dramatic music)

Now, this man was a

professional photographer,

as well as an educated

scientific investigator

and mountaineer.

The giant footprints

in the snow,

photographed by Stapleton,

were published by

newspapers around the world.

For the first time,

the public came to know

of the existence of a

giant, manlike monster

which actually exists

in the Himalayas.

A monster known as

Yeti or Bigfoot.

Within two years, the

reports of giant footprints

deep within the wilderness

areas of the world

spread from the Himalayas

into North American itself.

(dishes clanking)

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Oh no, no, it's

completely my fault.

I'm such a klutz.

You are not a klutz.

If anything, you're an

amazingly beautiful woman.

That is what you are.

I am?

Yes, you are.

And in fact...

If you'll follow

me to the boudoir,

I'd be happy to show

you just how, um,

amazingly beautiful you are.

I don't know if

that's such a good idea.

I mean...

(playful keyboard music)

(smooth synth music)

(birds tweeting)

Wow, I forget how

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