Big Ass Spider Page #3
Oh, yeah? What?
Look at this.
No, describe it. I'm
not going to look.
Oh, uh.
What?
The spider must've... oh,
he must've got inside
this guy's body and dug
his way out through
his lungs or his
stomach or something.
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, poor guy.
How big did Carl say this thing was?
What did he say exactly?
Exactly?
Yeah.
Let me see. Uh, "He bit me, boss. He bit
me. " And then Lisa said "It was a doggie.
" He said, "No. " And then I said, "Maybe
it was a black cat. " He said, "No. "
"Then it's a monkey. "
He said, "No. " He said
it was like a spider but
bigger than a spide-
Maybe it was a spider monkey.
A spider monkey?
A spider monkey.
[SIRENS BLARING]
Ooh, what is all this? We already called.
It was a false alarm.
No, it wasn't.
Is that, like, Raid?
Raid? No. Raid is for housewives.
This is a very potent brew,
my own concoction of sticky acid. A few
drops on a termite hive, and it's history.
And it's eco friendly.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay, if you were a spider,
where would you be?
Oh, damn it.
What?
[JOSE SCREAMS, GASPING]
Yes, I know, but I thought
it was, you know, spider...
you were scared, too. Shut up.
Where's this vent go to?
Uh, through the building,
from the roof, all
the way down to the
basement machine room.
The machine room?
Yeah.
Where it's warm.
Ah.
Okay, Jose, get up there.
I'm not going to get up there.
Come on, man. You're a little guy.
Get in the vent.
I'm not going in there.
I'm kidding. Get my bag for me.
It's not funny, man. But, listen, are
you really going to go up there?
Yeah, that's what I do.
This is how I roll, man. There
is no bug that can outdo the Ex.
And besides, the bug
that we're dealing with?
Mm-hm.
Is a big bug.
Ah.
In my line of work, it's the little
bugs you've got to be scared of.
Oh, the little ones.
Yeah.
Oh, I hate little bugs. You know? I hate
gnats, mosquitoes, cucarachas of course.
I don't even like lady bugs. You
know, everybody likes lady bugs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hate roly pollies, too. I
can't stand them. Chiggers:
Chiggers are, like, really bad
because they get under the skin.
Okay. Sorry, the one we're
looking for has a mean bite.
You've got a lot of
elderly, sick people, kids.
Let's do this for the kids.
Let's do it for the kids.
All right.
I'll be on channel two.
I'm going to need you
to talk me through the
entire vent, okay?
All the way through the building. Wanna
make sure this thing doesn't double back
and come back through this way.
Uh, wait a minute. I don't
have the sticky acid.
Yeah, but you've got the gun,
you've got the handcuffs, the mace.
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