Bicentennial Man Page #5
Oh.
May one, sir?
Is now a good time?
What? A good time for what?
-Last night, Sir taught one--
-No, no, no. Don-Don't blame me,
Andrew.Just go ahead.
Thank you, sir.
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you make a hanky dance?
What is a brunette between two blondes?
Translator.
Do you know why blind people
don't like to skydive?
A man with dementia is driving
on the freeway. His wife calls
and says, "Sweetheart,
I heard there's someone driving
the wrong way on the freeway."
He says,
"One? There's hundreds!"
What's silent, smells like worms?
Bird farts.
-[Laughing]
-It must have been an engineer
Who else would put
a waste processing plant
next to a recreation area?
A woman goes into a doctor's
office. The doctor says,
"Mind if I numb your breasts?"
-"Not at all."
"Num-num-num-num-num."
-[All Laughing]
-[Clears Throat]
-One did it, sir.
Andrew, it was fine, but
we might want to talk about...
appropriateness
and, um--and timing.
-It's 10:
15, sir.-[Laughing]
[Humming Along]
-Oh, Andrew.
-Little Miss.
Would you like me to teach you
how to play a duet?
-Certainly.
-Come on.
Okay, ready? You start here,
and then just follow me.
-I play first, okay?
-All right.
Ready?
Your turn.
[Humming Along]
Good. Very good.
Now together.
[Humming Along]
[Ends]
That was wonderful. Thanks.
Thank you, Little Miss.
[Plays Ragtime]
Hi, Mom.
Grace, is it possible for you to find
somewhere more private to do that?
[Sighs]
No problem.
just give me your credit disc
and we'll get a hotel room.
-What did you say to me?
-Let's go.
What did you say to me,
young lady?
You get off that bike this minute,
and you are grounded!
-Get--Go on! Get out of here,
you piece of scum!
-[Laughing]
[Loud Ticking]
Richard?
Does this look right?
Hi, Mom.
-Didn't you talk to her about that boy?
-Mmm, well, not yet.
-Oh.
-But I will. [Clears Throat]
Kind-of hoping
it's a phase that'll pass,
-like the others.
-[Clocks Chiming Loudly]
[Chiming Continues]
[Chiming Ends]
I am so sick
of these damn clocks.
I've already given
half them away.
-Perhaps we should sell them.
-Sell them?
Well, it's an idea.
Well, who gets the money?
Well, I imagine we will.
But Andrew does
all the work.
-Yes, but Andrew's our--
-Then Andrew should get the money.
Andrew is a robot.
What conceivable use
would a robot have for money?
Robots don't go shopping.
Robots don't go on vacations.
Robots don't eat dinners
in fancy restaurants.
[Scoffs] I can't believe we're
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